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Welcome to heaven Morherfuckers
Give her drinks! Give her drinks!
Seth, back me up, please.
and boy, are my arms tired.
No, we're not using it.
Did anybody get sucked up into the sky?
Dude, your puns are out of control. Everyone knows that.
I've thrown it away.
that you always stay with Seth
Would you put the thing down? The whole...
It's in my eyes! Dude!
"How much food could 20 dollars"
BUT IF YOU DO HAVE TO LEAVE THE HOUSE,
but it's like Jay is the last connection
What? That's crazy. It's just...
that I wish it was instead of you.
Fuck.
Oh, shit! Kevin! Kevin!
Oh, my God, I'm gonna die!
Let's get that money.
I smoked weed with Steve Jobs,
Hey, hey, hey! What the fuck you eating, man?
Push ur titties together
if you're really leaving
310... Whoa, whoa, whoa! Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike...
No, I'm not a hipster, at all.
I told you guys not to run outside.
Vanity or...
Nah, 'cause you got them skinny-ass arms.
it’s a horrendous piece of shit
Seth! No! Not you!
Mike, please.
Her name's Ahjhai. Ahjhai?
- Look at my house! - I tried to save them. They all fell in.
Whoa. Jay, don't talk about Craig like that.
We're screwed!
Tom petty
jackson your nanna's a gull she goes ark ark ark ark ark ark when she's hungry and she cleans her feathers with her beak and when you try to hug her she flies off! and she's very gully and white and she'll poop on ya! cause she knows her grandgulls are ga gang:'s gulls. and he goes ark ark ark ark.
Why the fuck you think I put up the sign?
A knife! Somebody throw me a knife!
You want to do a test run? Yeah.
You've been holding me back this whole time!
Yeah, he give me one cracker.
Channing Tatum lives up there.
Hey, okay, ease up.
and they accumulate or do enough sacrifices,
♪ Snoop Dogg!
I’m like dmx, man… I’m a lone wolf.
Holy shit! That's awesome!
This ace is a Fucki.g Fortress!!
Right? Okay, get ready, Jay.
I broke my ass in half. Here.
GUYS, THIS CORONA VIRUS IS NO JOKE.
So how we gonna decide this, fellas?
Sorry. Franco has this crazy open floor plan.
Could you put that down, please?
- I'll go first. - Thank you.
And the fucking bitter irony is
IT'S ME KESZEY, KAYZE'S BROTHER.
Watch, he does tricks. Wait, shake hands.
It is fucking bright.
I picture it looking like a little donut,
All right, well, maybe I didn't want you to suck my dick, all right?
No!
I have to do what's right.
Hey, guys. I'm going to sleep now.
I'll cum on your fucking art.
You actually not know what happened last night?
ooh! a baby boy! i'll name him siriddeyn. oh i'm so proud of siriphanie's first born daughter. we're grandparents now! i'm so proud of our granddaughter.
You guys dropped acid, didn't you? Mmm-hmm.
I'm sorry, man. Come on, look,
Talk About the Fire Service take a shot
"The worthy will ascend to Heaven."
There's a lot of sharp edges. Concrete, sharp edges.
Oh, shit, they're running after us.
He specifically talks about how he likes you.
Grow up, Jay. That's why he's yelling at you.
Come on, Rihanna Take your panties off for me
There we go. Yeah.
You see it, Seth? No. Where...
The fucker's got to go.
Jizzed all over the pages of this nice magazine
Introduce yourself -Hey what up guys
Nice. Coming in hot.
- Bang, bang! - Jesus!
WE... WE HAVE TO FLATTEN THE CURVE.
Because you were being petty, Tom petty
You will quiver in the shadow of Kingdom Come.
Fatalities.
did you see anything that you would describe
Oh really? You're putting on your serious voice on, Colleen?
when you're in Los Angeles.
Oh, it's just a video confessional.
No, I mean, I'm saying, I just don't think it's smart
What? You tell me.
All right, let's just say for sake of argument, what if I did?
You're my best friends.
'Cause we're a team.
That's Emily fucking Neves, dawg!
I usually zip down Barham. Boys, can I just fucking finish?
It's okay. Just relax.
Oh, shit. Oh, shit.
Get your fucking hands off me! Colleen, don't touch me.
Sick Personal Anecdote, Bro! Your Personal Anecdotes are out of control. Everyone knows that
Right now, I'm just kind of into going.
bunker down together they said
Fucking one who smelt it dealt it, dawg. True that, dude.
Haha-yes!
we can get sucked up into Heaven, too. That's the deal.
I haven't led my life as though there's a God this whole time.
Just flew in this afternoon And boy are my arms tired
"What birthday cake?"
and lucy? she had one too many and had a blood test.
That's it. It feels so much more safe now, guys.
I’m gonna jack my dick so fucking hard in here!!
He knows what he's doing. I like this bit.
Is that... I was supposed to do that, right?
It's fuckin' Latin or something like that.
So is everyone is Yarn Live and welcome to Yarn Live News now, I'm gonna run straight into this i want to show you guys video on the scene Now, there's this huge earthquake that sinked in hollywood in California and, escaped twelve persons, and also loved a six person died as well as people in serious disaster
Crack you in the head with this frying pan.
It’s too late Nancy. I’ve already walked away too much.
Anything?
which means that there's still hope.
Everyone, it's all right. Just a little tremor. Party's still going.
Fucking roll over.
Do we have to argue about this right now?
NOOOOOOOOOO!!! SHE HAS TO STAY!! WITHOUT HER MY WORLD IS EMPTY!!! AND I'M NOTHING!!!!
I always thought, you know, pee stink, whatever, but...
THIS IS GOING TO TAKE SOME TIME. LISTEN TO JAY HE WILL TELL YOU.
Wait, what's wrong? What's wrong?
Yeah.
Holy shit.
That's Channing Tatum, dude. What the fuck?
The beginning of the rest of your comedies. Looks good.
I'm a fucking idiot. I put myself up.
If I was pissed at you,
but certain events that cannot happen won't happen clear? coming in to a posistion if you don't wanna be there because the result you come things don't work out then you don't come to AA meetings ok? thanks that's all.
Come on, man, this is an awesome street.
I’ve already walked away too much
I wouldn't just suck on my mama's titties.
We're both gonna die if I don't let go.
He got all in my face, and I smashed a bottle across his face...
I'M WARNING YOU!
You think that's the only thing I jerked off in here?
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
Fuck.
We get paid handsomely, much higher than the average profession.
♪ Still got my homies to watch my back
I will cum like a fucking toilet plunger all over you, Lomelo!
- Actors. - Famous people.
Okay, here's the thing.
This is the much-needed foreplay.
Still?
What you think this is, Scooby-Doo?
I think we should probably go back to your place, eh?
That was something way fucking crazier. No...
This is one girl in a house with six males.
Bleeding?
Whoa, shit!
♪ Gotta question tor you better answer now, yeah
حمود بالجامبيونز
I mean, he wasted our water twice.
Holy shit! What happened?
When'd you get in? Uh, this morning,
I'll cum on the fucking cabinets!
Ate a bunch of dirty burgers, and smoked about a fucking pound of weed
It's being a sore winner, is what it is,
No more jerking off in my house, Lomelo!
Not the Rogen, all right? Don't take him.
You got this, dawg.
The power of Christ compels you!
Is the power of Christ compelling me? Is that what's happening?
So this is how the other half lives.
Why does he eat you? I don't know.
Bunch of South Americans getting sucked into the ground.
All right, all right. All right?
♪ We ain't got no panties on
and you are not gonna like the fucking punch line.
You okay?
Everyone just runs out the door!
SHIT! YOU HIT MY NOSE!
We should be dividing our rations
It’s too late Nancy. I’ve already walked away too much. It’s too late Nancy. I’ve already walked away too much.
You guys have said enough, and there's no going back anymore.