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Smart phone, dumb girls!
We get up every single day and we work beside you!
And personally, I think he's doin' a great job.
I want to put the ceasefire back on for the neighborhood.
this dinosaur of some sorts.
- Bam! - Your daddy gonna be proud.
Gave him the George Jefferson.
and the perfect excuse for me to get out.
Cal!
I mean, so, you want us to believe that you cooked all that food yourself?
I'm messing with you. Playing the whole...
Dear Chicago,
- Hey! Hey! Hey! - Just give me one of--
Yo, thanks, Yummy.
I don't even recognize the neighborhood no more.
Put it on all the meat you eat.
Yeah, baby! All right!
You can't send ladies to the back room to fight.
Wait a minute!
Everything you need is right here.
Who got a burn?
You may be the talent, but I'm the face.
Dammit I Said Dammit leave Kellz alone
lifelong friendship
because he's still gonna wake up one morning
South Side, baby. Yes, sir, 79th Street all day.
What progress, man?
It is not a homing pigeon, it does not come back.
Well, I wanna say it anyway.
You want a latte?
It's going down this weekend, y'all!
I got love for everybody in here.
- Shit! That's dope! - Yeah!
Damn. Now what's going on?
Yeah, I see.
how u been I was ok
If you were smart, you'd do the same.
Ass cheeks so separated...
Stay home?
We're good to go this weekend.
How about dinner tomorrow night?
Sit on down for a second. Get on.
Did his blackness stop that?
But they go in though.
And really for us.
Look, if we get people to come to the shop,
- Yeah, Angie. - Please!
Know why I came back?
But the way you was talking, it felt like you wanted to...
Damn, man. Is it One-Stop or non-stop? Take the check.
That is ridiculous, that is bullshit.
It's a itch that burns.
You okay?
This boy burning bad, I smell it. Come on.
Wait. Is he okay?
I gotta walk away.
The only reason I'm still here is because the first time,
Is that right, Cal?
You're the place that raised me,
Don't lump us all in there.
Nevertheless,
I promise you, there's nothing going on with me and Draya.
If you're that smart, keep your elbow tucked.
Who won? Who won?
because we didn't act when we had a chance.
Oh, that could be anybody.
Because if Halle Berry came walking in right now
There's a whole dictionary full of words.
Right now, it's about 55 degrees and cloudy,
Why do you even talk to her anyway?
We just wasting our time.
The President of the United States of America is black.
Is that your thing? Is that what you do?
See, Eddie, that's your problem.
I didn't give up.
So, you like my personality?
People don't have it yet.
Like, I don't know, lately you've been so stressed out.
Oh, I need more time, God. I don't wanna die a virgin.
It's my constitutional right.
Hell! It'll take me too long to get back up.
in this country to be a black person than right now.
And it gotta start somewhere, man.
Do you know how much were gonna lose if that enclosure happens?
Webster's Dictionary. Go in there and flip through it.
Satellite radio, holographic video,
- Come get it! - All right.
that the barbershop is the pillar of the neighborhood.
We've been up 38 hours.
Cool.
What did I ask you to do? More of this. More parsley.
You weren't gonna tell us
Yeah.
you guys go home for the weekend,
- Y'all have a blessed day. - Shut up!
I'll answer it in the back.
is that you know how to bounce back.
You know, that's how you get to the big leagues,
Don't Be So Mean greens in there for you today, too.
Exactly. It ain't like politicians really listen to the people anyway.
Well, the police chiefs planning on
other than drinking up all my goddamn apple juice and dirtying up the house.
Calm down. I need you to calm down.
Like, seriously.
Look, I feel terrible about what happened to Anthony.
You already plan to leave us behind.
And they're coming down here. They're coming after me, Calvin.
She sitting there with it all out like, Yo.
but somethings gotta be done out here.
and I appreciate it.
You a stupid nigga.
He ain't coming around y'all broke negroes.
in always blaming the single woman for the affair?
Women want sex, too.
Frame your face. Shit.
Oh... You know what? I hate to agree with Dante,
- You looking for a roommate? - No, I'm all good, man.
Hey, who's winning over here, now? What's goin' on?
What are you talkin' about, man?
You'll get your ass beat.
You know, you're the only one that comes in here
wearing all of that red and gold down 79th.
This ain't Fallujah. Come on. Everybody, stand up.
Give it a soft fade,
Yeah, for sure, man.
Calvin, my man. You're my man, right?
- Hey, everybody! - Hey, girl.
Hope so.
They like that shit.
They're corny.
That's why I'm not giving up on you.
To donate to the Boys and Girls Club!
However, there were some setbacks that black people faced
Listen! Now, I've been knowing you guys for about 20 years, man.
I got my stuff. I'm all ready.
Why don't you help yourself back to your station, Draya?
to no Boys and Girls-- Oh!
- I really appreciate it. - We all good.
And your sofrito sauce don't taste better than me!
I know it seems like a lot.
Free cuts the whole weekend?
It sounds too freaky for me.
I'll catch you tomorrow.
- Okay? - Mabel.
I got you.
Nobody wears no belts.
Ain't no way in hell the South Side
I don't see why you don't understand how dangerous it is out there
Look, all we trying to say, man, is,
Oh, yeah. Yeah.
They don't work at the grocery store, and if they did,
That's funny. My mom's name is Josephine.
Yo!
Oh, don't worry. We're gonna get this
Oh, no.
- Let me see your head. - No, Mom, I'm okay.
Slavery being at the very top of that list.
Are you serious, Rashad?