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(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING)
Man’s on a roll ladies and gentlemen
I'm in a business program, city college, days.
A daiquiri if you will, bartender.
You'll wake up in the morning with a sigh of relief
WOMAN: I'd rather hump a camel!
Everything ends badly. Otherwise it wouldn’t end.
Walk me to my apartment.
Shit.
WOMAN 1 : And I don't want it in spurts.
You know you're the only person in the world Doug respects?
Wouldn’t be any fun If they fell over with their legs in the air, would it?
Come back next Thursday. I've got five shifts open.
(DANCE MUSIC PLAYING ON TV)
Ordering a Cuba Libre!
I saw you go off with that woman.
-All the happiness! -ALL: SaIute!
I see, you want to put a hair in somebody else's quiche.
I want to go home.
Thank you.
to its detriment. Me.
For stardom.
COMMENTATOR: Madison Square Garden,
WOMAN: Ding-A-Ling?
What if you got spooked again?
-Poem? -WOMAN: Poem! Yeah!
(BOTH LAUGHING)
(GROANS)
Hey.
I thought you'd drowned or something.
MAN 3: Try the networks.
Help me! Somebody help me!
Or perhaps a surly bartender and three boring drunks
Lucky, he says. You couldn't do it.
Jordan, don't go!
(GROANING)
. .
-Coughlin! Doug! -Flanagan!
What? Your nephew comes home from serving his country
We sit here and we're surrounded by millionaires.
Nothing?
This man's phenomenal.
Stuart
Carlton from Norwell
"Where'd they come from? They weren't there last time I looked."
BRIAN: Shit.
All right! Nothing!
F!
The guy was always full of shit.
Come on, hit the road. Let's go.
(ROCK 'N' ROLL SONG PLAYING)
There'll be Cocktails & Dreams for him one day to run
A partner who knows his place.
She can never make up her mind.
Come on, I'll race you. Go!
(LAUGHING)
UNCLE PAT: There you go!
BRIAN: Could you hold this?
What'll you have?
PROFESSOR: For your midterm paper,
Tell your old buddy how great he looks.
How dare you speak that way about my wife.
(CHUCKLING)
That is a little corny, isn't it?
You want me to bite the top off this?
Haven't gotten this one party-broken, have you?
And that's the bottom line!
Brian, how do you think I felt seeing you go off with some woman
MAN: It's better than sushi!
That's your way of making money?
(ALL LAUGHING)
Make it fast. I'm real busy here.
I must admit,
There are many ways to fool a customer.
(WHISTLES) Tell me.
It seems like happy hour all day around here.
Ever work behind a bar?
No. A guy lays down a dare, you gotta take it.
BONNIE: Brian!
Look at that.
Looking for something better.
What these plastic things at the end of the laces?
That's great.
Art!
You're on your own.
I'm willing to start at the bottom.
There'll be someone with you in a moment.
we find that they add up to one plus CU over CU plus RE.
Will we?
Because you're so hung up on money,
It looks like you've got a lot of friends here this evening.
Shall I continue?
You guys are rad!
-Get him out of here. -Stay out of this.
Enough said
Hey!
If Jordan gives birth to a fine Irish son
-Out of my league? -Mmm-hmm.
The Singapore Sling The Ding-A-Ling
You are in training.
(MEN SCREAMING INDISTINCTLY)
No.
(BOTH LAUGH)
When you're a big celebrity, I'll put you in RoIIing Stone.
he kisses his wife and he goes to his drink-umbrella factory,
You actually take pride in your work.