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Who should we call? Sorry, you faded away.
No, no, I don't know what it is.
Major Kong, is it possible this is some kind of loyalty test?
Peace on Earth.
There 's gotta be something wrong.
I think it's taking things too far.
we'd stand a damn good chance of catching them with their pants down.
Try B-8-6-5-4-3 Moscow.
that it has been my privilege to be your commanding officer...
We're still trying to figure out the meaning of that last phrase, sir.
equal to 16 times the total explosive force of all the bombs...
It is not only necessary It is Essential
I've worked out our rate of fuel loss at approximately 1-6-2 per minute.
One, where 20 million people are killed; the other, 150 people killed.
he'll see everything.. He'll see the big board!
and we were afraid of a doomsday gap!
Opening & Closing to Rugrats: The Santa Experience 1996 VHS
Don't you think we'd be better off away from this flying glass?
Approaching target at distance 1-0 miles.
Jack. Tell me, Jack.
Mr. President, we must not allow a Florida LTM gap!
Now look, Colonel Bat Guano...
I'd say you're all in line for some important promotions...
Of course Bucky would rather be there with you.
Its jet exhaust frying chickens in the barnyard!
I'm beginning to smell a big, fat commie rat.
TRUTH is not always a pleasant thing
are quickly being reduced to a very low order of probability.
I'll tell you.
Just a minute.
to accept factors from youth, health...
who's filling in for jarrod garett? mike leishman.
I haven't had very much experience...
I'll tell you what he did.
Put your hands over your head and keep 'em there! Go on.
Our source was the USA Today
Please sit down. And turn that thing off.
Could you tell me what it's about?
- D.S.O. ready. - Bombardier ready, sir.
but are you aware of what a breach of security that would be?
Target reference: November, bravo, Xray...
The aircraft will begin penetrating Russian radar cover within 25 minutes.
to choose between two admittedly regrettable but nevertheless distinguishable post election outcomes
Mr. President, we must not allow a mayonnaise gap!
Nuclear reactors could...
Are you sure?
But this is fantastic, Strangelove. How can it be triggered automatically?
Range: two miles. Missile still deflecting.
Mandrake, I suppose it never occurred to you...
I believe in all that sort of thing and I'm hoping, you know, Jack...
. .
Target orange grid reference checks.
Oh, hell. Are the Russians involved?
We're losir power!
Mr. President?
Operator, look.
Auto C.D.C. into manual Teleflex link.
I don't know how well I could stand up under torture.
All right. Listen, don't forget to say your prayers.
I have always expected the best from you...
These are the details.
But I do deny them my essence.
Truth is not always a pleasant thing.
What are you talking about? He shot himself!
Target in sight! Where in hell is Major Kong?
On top of that, I don't know anything about any planes attacking Russia.
This is all the documentation you get.
Yes, yes, Jack.
Estimate remaining fuel...
it's headed for the missile complex at Laputa.
Why do you think I'm calling you?
fluids.
Depending on the breaks.
Yeah. Yeah.
among high-level Western leaders...
I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake.
There were those who fought against it, but in the end we couldn’t keep up With the arms race, the space race & the peace race
I can no longer sit back and allow...
The president wants to speak to General Ripper, doesn't he?
every man jack of them, Jack.
You’re gonna have to answer to l’Academie Française for this
the ultimate weapon: a doomsday device.
three lipsticks, three pair of nylon stockings."
But the idea was to discourage the Ruskies from any hope...
george stop being a eogohhanhebroohwbbooeehow! sorry faye.
Dr. Strangelove
which I believe is designated as C.R.M. 114.
Mr. President, we are rapidly approaching a moment of truth...
they could then work their way back to the present gross national product...
- Have this ignorant fool... - I'm sorry!
If the spaghetti hits the fan, we're in trouble.
I'm beginning to smell a shitty squadron commander
- Extinguishers! - Roger!
a large force of B-52 bombers airborne 24 hours a day.
Missile still tracking steady and closing distance.
In order to prevent the enemy from issuing fake or confusing orders...
Let me finish, Dimitri
well, envy the dead and not want to go on living?
I deeply respect you as a human being.
Target distance: six miles.