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We're right behind you, we're with you all the way.
No, sir. General Ripper sealed off the base and cut off communications.
I'D LIKE TO HOLD OFF JUDGMENT ON A THING LIKE THAT SIR UNTIL ALL THE FACTS ARE IN.
and one of them was targeted for Laputa.
In them you will find one.45 caliber automatic...
It's not gonna help either one of us if the doomsday machine goes off, is it?
"Is Deployed From The Persian Gulf To The Arctic Ocean."
Now, General Ripper is dead, is he not?
That goes for every last one of you...
morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills...
I realize that, sir, but I thought you'd be pleased to hear the news.
Fused air burst at 10..." Check..."12,000 feet."
But I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed, tops.
The fools. The mad fools.
And the computer could be set and programmed...
Please make me a drink of grain alcohol and rainwater
the Ruskies will be making radar contact with the planes.
and 30,000 in the auxiliaries.
Roger. Six miles. Pulse ident transponder active.
of course it isn’t just physical i deeply respect you as a human being
It Would Not Be Difficult, Mein Fuhrer
Apparently, the 23rd Airborne Division...
Geez, I wish we had one of those Coordination machines
I'm beginnir to smell a big, fat Commie rat.
No, Jack, let me take that for you.
All the radio gear is out, including the C.R.M. 114.
1-0-8.
which were airborne at the time...
huh, a kraut by any other name huh, a kraut by any other name
Supposing a bit of water has gone off, eh?
And I think I can.
Oh, listen, you go back to sleep.
Well, Mr. President, General Ripper has already invalidated that policy.
Missile still deflecting. Range: four miles.
This is SAC Communications Control.
No, l...
Listen, if it wasrt friendly, you probably wouldn't have even got it.
You know, just a little funny.
Mr. President We must not allow a platitude gap!
They have neither the time, the training...
which rules out human meddling...
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And if you don't put that gun away and stop this stupid nonsense...
Read it.
and suffer only modest and acceptable civilian casualties...
Sometimes you just have to go with it.
Where did you get this information?
Yes, sir?
- Start lever to cut off! - Cut off!
Boys, I ain't much of a hand at making speeches.
Over and out.
Operator, hold on. I shant keep you a second.
horsiraround on the airplane?
I'll just check, sir.
Our premier is a man of the people, but he is also a man, if you follow.
Good luck to you all.
My boys can brush them aside without too much trouble
by elements of the 8-4-3 Bomb Wing.
After all, let's face it.
When it is detonated, it will produce enough radioactive fallout...
Mr. President, if I may speak freely.
Where 's General Ripper?
grid coordinates 0-0-3-6-9-1.
So we're both sorry, all right?
Mr. President, we must not allow a mine-shaft gap!
The hydrogen bomb.
how many times have i told y'all i don't want no horsin' around on tha airplean
I'm beginning to smell a big, fat, commie rat
Have you ever seen a Commie drink a glass of water?
There would be much time and little to do.
- Transfer switches! - Transferred!
I agree with you. It's great to be fine.
Well, l...
is programmed into a tape memory bank.
Goldie, how many times have I told you guys that I don't want...
Oh, station-to-station.
Look, Dimitri, you know exactly where they're going...
repeat, not be able to make it back to any base or neutral country.
The base is being put on condition red.
I wish we had one of them doomsday machines.
I would sooner accept a few casualties through accident...
Why?
Yes, it is, General.
Then why haven't you radioed the planes, countermanding the go code?
All human and animal life?
"Switch all receiver circuits to C.R.M. discriminators."
The hatch is stuck!
$ 100 in gold...
Under the authority granted me...
Now, men, in conclusion...
if the normal chain of command has been disrupted.
and you have never given me anything less than that.
I'd like to hold off judgment until all the facts are in.
Still negative, sir. The operating circuits are dead, sir.
from Burpelson Air Force Base.
by the Bland Corporation.
Mr. President, it is not only possible...
They will not reach their targets for at least another hour.
I can walk!
It's good that you're fine...
The emergency base code prefix is to be set...
the flight plans and defensive systems of the planes.
but I do say no more than 10 to 20 million killed
“Precious bodily fluids”
to replenish our precious bodily fluids.
General Faceman, I want them to enter the base, locate General Ripper...
with President Merkin Muffley in the Pentagon, Washington, D.C.
Mr. President.
Group Captain, the officer exchange program...