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Hey, there.
What?
I filled this watermelon with chocolate pudding and M-80 firecrackers.
There you go. There you go.
Oh, my God, you blew it up.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What the hell are you doing?
Oh, it's my pleasure. In fact, I got a wedding surprise for you.
and my fingers are too thick.
All right, we're done.
What do you guys want?
I love you, too, insane-woman-I'm-having- second-thoughts-about.
Hey, keep digging.
Death? What are you doing here? Nobody's dying today.
It's easy, Quagmire. Just tell her to hit the bricks.
And then a Nazi came!
Oh, look out. Champagne.
Hold it! Stop the funeral. Quagmire's not really dead.
about Jim Belushi some 25 laugh-free years ago.
It's a thanks-for-being- such-a-sweetie watermelon.
All right. Fantastic then.
No problem. He's got half an hour of oxygen.
All right, fellas. I think we did it.
I only like you as a friend.
some nights around sunset, the screaming black dolphins come out.
- You know, about the right to bear arms? - Of course it's clear.
Okay. Got to time this just right.
No, guys. I can't do that. It's degrading to women.
Hey Russia.
I mean, it's nice to pleasure your acquaintance.
Giving up breast milk is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Hey, James. Mmm-hmm.
Kids, we're free.
Hey, Quagmire, is that a banana in your pocket