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The guy's a real moron, as in a five-letter word for imbecile.
Read all about it!
Copy!
What makes the Idea Man tick? Where's he from?
to sweethearts who want to be married in the swing of things.
Well I'M for it.
and will be deducted from your pay. That is all.
But then I figured it out.
What's this I hear about you being an imbecile?
You know, for kids.
We dumped the whole load.
You'll be tattered, torn and hurting.
a periodical which I have enjoyed for many years.
The kid is screwy, it's oddicial.
Excuse me. Executive washroom.
Oh, yeah, coming round the mountain When she comes.
- Could we charge extra for them? - Is it safe for toddlers?
In short...
I need the voucher now!
- A puppet. - A proxy.
- The Hoopsucker! - The Hudswinger!
Don't care nothing about no New Year's.
Ain't gonna never make you happy.
You could have destroyed the most sensitive document of my career.
6-7-8-7-0-4-9-Alpha-6!
Mr. Barnes, what's the next big idea for you and Hudsucker?
What kind of bar is it, you can't get a martini?
who's filling in for vik jekumar? virginia njetru.
The Daddy-O!
that unsullied optimism, dashed against the marble of the workplace.
Memo from the desk of Sidney J. Mussburger...
What are you waiting on, Clarence? Pop him one.
Hello?
In 1957.
But I've never seen Norville Barnes, the quitter...
It's been a long road leading to the coddee shop downstairs.
That is your employee number! It will not be repeated!
I'm all washed up.
Yup, all over town, champagne corks is a-popping.
and we have opened seven new regional offices.
As I doubt also that you could find a home at Amazing Tales...
Couldn't find the Empire State Building with a compass, map and a guide.
Mr. Bumstead is threatening to leave the building.
Exactly. I bet she's ugly, real ugly.
GO EAGLES!
Speaking of that, do you expect to get a raise?
Yes, love him...
My, oh, my series on the reunited triplets.
We'll all have chicken and dumplings Yes, we'll all have chicken and dumplings.
I'll tell you what, Amy.
Attention Hudsucker employees!
- Go, Eagles! - Go, Eagles!
Yeah, but, buddy...
A model with extra sand for the hard-of-hearing.
Sure, sure.
Here come the waterworks.
will be made available to the public January 1st.
He don't look wise.
tell me why the board decided to make Norville Barnes president?
The rest of you mugs get off your brains and get me that Idea Man story!
Add one stolen night of bliss.
Do you know what those nincompoops in the boardroom are doing?
Sure, sure.
It'll make them real strong and you're gonna look real sharp.
The Swingerina!
and owner of 87 percent of the company stock drops...
Blue letter from the desk of Waring Hudsucker...
Nobody wants a harebrained product like this.
I'm sorry we had to take the stairs. It was just that horrible elevator boy.
The future is now.
- You mean you know about this? - Know about it? Sure.
- Is the à la king repeating on you? - No, I'm fine. You were saying?
I guess people are pretty hot over this imbecile story.
- Punch in late and they dock you. - This goes to seven! Urgent.
Say what you like about the man's ethics.
Move any article without a voucher and they dock you!
- That Wall Street fraud guy. - Nuttier than a fruitcake.
These wild speculations about my intelligence...
I was out of line. But you're out of line with this stock-swindle story.
while I was growing up in a little town you've never heard of.
WHAT'S THIS I HEAR ABOUT YOU BEING AN IMBECILE?
Gambotz?
Are you familiar with the mimeograph machine?
Why don't I just type this up?
You got something?
- What if you tire before it's done? - Does it have batteries?
Sid, shouldn't we be a little concerned...
Here's Mom taking a break from her household chores...
Dear, Sid, by the time you read this...
You'd stolen it from him.
Just the person I wanted to apologize to.
The jutting eyebrows, the simian forehead, the idiotic grin.
Tell the truth. I trust you. I place a lot of stock in your opinion.
the values instilled in me...
- I don't know. - Amy's hunches are usually pretty good.
- Phony? - As a three-dollar bill.
That bourn from which no traveler returns.
- I... - Yeah?
Innovator. Cerebrator.
This ...is worthless!
I'll recommend to the board that we proceed immediately and that the...
a new record in pre-tax earnings...
Aren't you a broken record? Gunderson did design it.