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CONGRATULATIONS NORDY 2021 IFL CHAMP / 21 CLUB
Turmoil! And checks not involved!!
No problem.
...rolling the dice. Have fun, kids.
Good Luck Everybody!
WHOA I AM ON FIRE !
- Another 100 in chips, please. MARTY: Changing 100.
It’s too cold here
[LAUGHING]
JAY, WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THIS MONEY BURIED IN THE GROUND?
I'll tell you what there is.
- Seven. Winner! - Yeah!
I'm looking for an underage kid named Pappagiorgio. Seen him?
- Clark. - He cheated, Eddie.
You're very lucky. I've been to every Wayne show for the last 15 years.
Looks like my thumb, but it's not.
Then let's go get our kids.
Seventy-four thousand, five hundred dollars
You know, I happen to know a little magic.
And you guys are growing up so fast, I hardly recognize you anymore.
Just gonna... I'm gonna help her get it out.
- May I ask you where you come from? - Me? Chicago, lllinois.
Nick Pappagiorgio from Yuma? You like getting massaged?
Doesn’t that hurt?
Oh, yeah, yeah. That's from when I sold one of my kidneys.
...if we meet in the bathroom.
Good Luck Everybody
Hey! Here come the kids.
[CLARK SINGING GOOD VIBRATIONS BY THE BEACH BOYS]
- You're a lucky man. - Luckiest guy on earth.
- Can I play five dollars in coins, please? - What?
...and my garden is spitting out 50-pound tomatoes.
- Sir, why don't you come on stage? - Oh, come on, Clark. It'll be fun.
Don't worry about me. I got plenty I can do on my own in Las Vegas.
They grow up so fast, don't they?
So you guys have been together longer than the real Beatles?
Buy a bullet and rent a gun?
See, I told you. Clark!
- What? - Shuffling.
Where else can you wear shorts 24 hours a day, huh?
It’s Ken Carmen and Lima!!
Oh, no.
I am your dam guide, Arnie. Now, are there any dam questions? Yeah, where can I get some damn bait?
Clark, it's not the way it looks. We were just having pasta.
Give me 20 bucks. War!
What do you think of my spread, huh?
I hope you enjoyed the company as much as the food.
Please, keep up with the tour.
Oh, you must be lost. This is Mr. Pappagiorgio.
Twelve. Craps. A loser.
Yeah!
- Russ. - Yeah, Dad?
Yes. Griswold. Right this way, sir.
Tim’s cousin
And he is a C+ student. Now, out of the pool! Let's go, young man!
Ellen, you know, I've always felt very blessed...
- I've invited you. - You find the Clark Griswold I married...
Hey, let the man roll the dice.
Very special lady.
Please wear this tonight. A friend.
[SNEEZING]
Could I see some ID, please?
...but if you need a night away from your cat, they're more than fine.
- Here, go ahead. - Go ahead and get us a table.
...then we'll go out back, i'll kick ya in the nuts, and we'll call it a day
Doesn’t that hurt?
Eddie...
Me ...
Cleveland Browns Today
Its just a birthmark
Oh, my little baby boy!
...and turned a monkey loose.
Welcome to the Mirage, Mr. Pappagiorgio. My name is Dean.
- Thank you. - Cash me in.
My health...
CLARK: Well, Eddie said there was enough room for a pool.
...maybe throw a ten-spot down on a table...
Where's the nearest casino?
Good luck, everybody.
Marvelous.
Ordean. So close.
- Clark. - I don't know what I'll tell Ellen. I mean...
- Fishing's been better, though. - Yeah.
Dad, this is Larry, Kurt and Ira. They're professional entertainers.
Clark...
If it ain't gluing your butt to the seat...
- Eddie? - Twenty-two. Player busts.
Oh, man. It is a blazer out there.
saas sprawl: I put my credit card # in, I get an app. I put my credit card # in, I get an app. I put my credit card # in, I get an app.
I didn't lose
I'm sorry, sir, it's tails.
Well, we've been married 20 years.
Promise to love and honor Ellen...
...I'll can run upstairs and get the ID. I'll be right back. Okay?
- Am I right? - Shut up, Russ.