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Clark? There he is. Clark!
Well, not in the Army, but I have played cards with men in uniform.
Vikings, you are freaking dead
Masters of the Impossible.
Now, are there any dam suggestions?
Eddie, this place is great.
That's not exactly what I had in mind.
Well, you can live with us right here in Vegas.
You know that crap ID you sold me? I want my 10 bucks back.
Duh ur do try Ugh f guy G
I didn’t lose!
They cheated Doug and Soup… I saw it
Without my family, there is no Clark Griswold.
Yeah. ID? Sure.
I didn’t Lose!
...I put in a dollar, I get a car!... ...I put in a dollar, I get a car!...
Nice of you. Good luck.
I said BLACKJACK
Bish, honey, let me tell you something I learned ..
Coin toss. Eddie, these are my games.
Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet...
Buy a bullet and rent a gun
...and tell him I'm at the Mirage.
There's something I have to tell you.
Vegas. Vegas. Vegas.
.
You'll find your room.
...not have all your fun at just one table.
Are you?
Audrey?
Twenty-two thousand, six hundred dollars.
Thank you.
They're not bad.
- ... things could be a lot worse. - Yeah. You could be pregnant again.
GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY!
I could use a best man.
Chips. Changing 500
- A better time to... - This is gonna be our best one.
I'm sure you'll be happy with Wayne Newton.
How?
[BURPS]
Oh, my Lord. Rusty!
Don't shout, Daddy.
Clark, this is a family vacation. Could you try to stay with the family?
Hose down, now, kids. Chicken's almost ready.
[CLARK SCREAMING]
Oh, thanks. Yeah, listen...
You mean it?
You're really a magical group of people.
Okay, kids. Inspection in five minutes.
Great.
CLARK: I just want some time with you.
This should be sweet.
I didn’t lose I didn’t lose!
Hey! Jilly from Philly
I won the SD-1
Try me.
Let me get the babysitter
- Daddy! - Oh, my God!
Show them that little move I taught you there, pork chop.
Las Vegas Fun Police. Hand over your chips.
This is steep.
Nineteen.
No...
Elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo Elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo elmo
Really, Sparky?
Put a card on file, I got a sub. Put a card on file, I got a sub.
CHAUFFEUR: I'm sorry, sir. Come. Please. Come this way. Please.
Oh, I'm sorry, honey.
Oh.
Yeah.
Mr. Shirley thinks a guy like Clark Griswold deserves a few days off.
Doesn’t that hurt?
I'm going to college in the fall, but I'm doing volunteer work this summer.
MAN: I won. I won. I won.
This bread pudding is extra-runny tonight.
Don't think unnatural thoughts about your cousin, Russ.
Oh, I had that last time I was here.
Now you.
And get inside and work on your typing.
It's Audrey's birthday.
I hear that.
Fine. You want five bucks? Here. Here, big man.
I'll tell you what you see:
Help. Daddy, I'm stuck.
Be back at 5.
SIEGFRIED: Now, let's do some real magic.
But, man, what a view.
Good luck everybody
- How's your chicken? Mine's dry as hell. - Mine's dry as hell too.
Oh, my God!
- Because I could just... - No, no.
Do you need a bodyguard? I'd die for you.
Listen, everybody. Who knows how many more chances we'll get...
We have been married.for 20 years!
Who Knew My Nephew Had The Legs Of A Thoroughbred
He's gone. There was nothing you could do.
You know, Clark, I love women.
I need to go someplace where a man can think.
Helicopter rides to the Grand Canyon. See it as God does.
If I win at something, I have nobody to share it with.
I've been coming here for... I've never won once, and now I won.
I’m making pasta
- I wanna show you something. - Is it my new car?