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Where can I get some damn bait?
- I didn't lose. - That's it.
I forgot where I buried it.
...to keep me away from the girls.
Give me half the money you're going to bet, we go out back l'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day
So to close out that wonderful chapter in our lives...
Come on in. Let's have some fun.
Good luck everybody
Radim let’s Go We must get to the conference
Shrimp cocktail, 29 cents.
Why don’t you give me half your money I will kick you in the balls & well call it a day!!
...or just eat it right out of the can for a quick pick-me-up.
RUSTY: I wonder where Dad went. - I haven't got a clue.
What are you doing up there?
I'll never fly again.
- Eddie, he's sick. Anyway, I... - He'll be all right.
ROY: Wow, what a great audience! - Yeah. All right. Awesome.
What a gas
You are in deep trouble, my friend.
- Oh, Clark, do something. - Okay. Look out.
Come on, Clark. The night is young.
clam juice
Bet with the player.
- Jilly from Philly. - Nick Pappagiorgio from Yuma.
I'd like the crab Rangoon, chicken fingers...
She's gonna break a lot of hearts.
If you need daddy, I’ll be rollin the dice
Excuse me.
Thanks for the pick-me-up, Eddie.
It's not that high.
- Mr. Pappagiorgio, your usual table? - Not tonight.
Rusty and Audrey Griswold, please.
I’m gonna make pasta!!
Motts pictures and gifs everywhere
I can't believe it.
Jerk.
You see a man whose family counted on him...
Go put it in the pit with the other ones.
Not you.
You know you look really beautiful right now?
- Five dollars, Clark? - Five dollars. Here we go.
I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car. I put a dollar in, I got a car.
YUBAN COFFEE
This is steep.
- Where's Vickie? - Where's Vickie?
This way, please.
...and that's okay, but we're the Griswolds.
Ellen, I...
No sex pill tonight Mr. Chan? No...I do not require them.
Why don't you give me half the money you were going to invest in DPLS We'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts...and we'll call it a day
Wayne Newton?
- Yeah. - Yeah.
Blue Yella
JEEEEEEEZE!
Kids, remember when you were babies?
I won. I won the money.
Hey! Jilly from Philly
oh... ITS just a ... BIRTHMARK
Wait a minute. I've lost most of our money?
Keep dreaming, son.
[SINGING LOVIN' YOU BY MINNIE RIPPERTON]
- Audrey? - No pockets.
[GIGGLING]
It's government property all around us, so you know nobody's gonna build.
- Smells good. - Oh, well... Don't, don't, don't!
I observe them. I cherish them.
MAN: This way, please. The tour is about to start.
Hey, have you seen this person?
I wish Eddie and I had time for that sort of thing.
Good luck, sir.
Give me that! Give me that!
Don’t forget to double click those tongs today! Happy 4th From Matty B’s!
Don't worry, Clark. You have nothing to fear from Wayne Newton. He's...
I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants...
Bet with the bank. Bet with the player. Nine is a natural
Good Luck Everybody ...
Now, I'm about to take you through a fully functioning power plant.
You give me half the money you're going to bet I'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day
...and he's a C-plus student. Now, out of the pool! Let's go, young man!
Okay. Here we go.
I Won! I Won Da Money
But after meeting you, I realize how truly alone I am.
Not this pretty boy.
...and the Tropical Banana Torte.
Just tell them I'll catch up.
Go have some fun.
[HORN HONKING AND PEOPLE CHEERING]
Dad, we're too old for this.
.
Hello? Hello? Help.