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I think he's staring at me.
I am your dam guide, Arnie.
- Hit me. EDDIE: It's a bust.
[CHEERING]
Good Luck Everybody
I don't care if you ruined my life. I love you!
Hey, what are you having for breakfast, lazybones?
I don't care if you ruined my life.... I love you
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you tend to start talkin' crazy
ROY: Give him a hand.
NOW, ARE THERE ANY DAM QUESTIONS?
Thank you so much for having me for dinner.
I don’t care if you ruined my life I love you
Nineteen. So close.
Excuse me. Get out of my way, please.
I won the money.
- No, really. Keep it. - Follow me, please.
Okay. There's one more reason why you should all go.
Whoa!
...has a mathematical advantage over the house?
We didn't really need the cash at the time...
Five dollars. New roller coming out.
Lord is my witness, I hate this heat.
Remember when I had the puffer fish?
Come on, Griswold, you think this sign's here...
- I don't know if this will work... - Some other kind of club.
Mrs. Ellen Griswold.
Daddy.
What is your name, sir?
Ellen?
That's wonderful.
Mom, we're next door. Can't we get our own rooms?
The money is mine. I have the money. The money is mine. I got it!
rummikub. catan. eddie, these are my games.
CLARK: Hoover Dam. Over 1000 feet wide, and 727 feet to the bottom.
How about an alone day where each of us Griswolds...
Let me tell you something. Money isn't everything.
Bet....bet....bet..... DirtDogsBaseball
Hey, Denny boy, come on over here.
- She was marvelous. - I might have some...
Where the hell is the damn dam tour?
- Bye, everybody. EDDIE: Bye, Ellen.
- Get a wallet. - Jeez.
There you go, you little heathens.
WOMAN: Fourteen. - Doesn't matter.
Hey, could that be it?
Police emergency.
You know, if you two wanna use the bathrooms here, we'll wait.
Happy Birthday! It's a lock of my hair
- Look what's happening here. - Here.
Here.
...to give them the best vacation ever. And I can't do it. I can't do it, because...
Ellen. Outrageous. Where's the rest of the family?
May I see some ID?
I'm gonna make pasta.
Sit down.
Ellen, I've always been a moral man.
But, Dad, we're having a great time.
...the water level dropped four feet after an unexplained flood...
Matt why do you have all this money buried in your yard
...and I think the Griswolds... We learned something on this vacation.
Helen, show this girl something with a heel.
Now aren't you a little slice of pie?
What can I do with hundred dollars? - Gee, I don't know.
You see? Las Vegas is already bringing us closer together.
Now, where can I do the most damage?
Tonight, consider yourself part of our family.
How about, you give me half the money And then we go out back, I kick you in the nuts and call it a day
If your body's covered in 3rd-degree burns & your foot's caught in a bear trap, you start talkin' crazy
And it'd be my honor to help you in your time of need.
Buy a bullet and rent a gun?
I've spent more money on Bitcoin than you'll ever understand.
We only need one user
You want me to go with you?
Good night.
Ellen, what are you doing up? I thought you went to bed.
Best buck-49 buffet in town, Clark.
No, cancel that.
- I'm Mr. Ellen Griswold. Thank you. - Okay.
Eddie, I'm trying to concentrate.
[WHISTLING]
[WHISPERING] Audrey. Audrey, come here.
See, we're on our honeymoon, but if you wait here for two minutes...
...and the Las Vegas Entertainers' Association...
...if you wanna make money in a casino, walk up to a baccarat table and say:
No. Eddie, I need to be alone.
...then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day?
WOMAN: Yeah. MARTY: Six!
- Welcome to the fabulous Mirage. - Thank you.
I didn’t lose
Hey my brothers! Have a great evening
Mmm.
Oh, boy. Oh, boy.
Clark, the elevators are there.
So, what's it gonna be tonight? The Amazing Elvis Monkeys?
I won. I won the money.
Go to the tenth floor. Go right at the end of the hallway.
Keep walking. You'll see another bank of elevators. The gold ones.
[LAUGHING]
They cheated Doug and Soup… I saw them
He said, Take the ticket?
Those were my mother's dying words.