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Number one show on the planet.
CLARK: Maybe I'll just replace these and take a carrot.
[SINGING]
- Good luck, sir. - Let's go, kid! Let's do this.
WOMAN: Hi. EDDIE: I'm okay. I'm okay.
Drinks at the Snacketeria, on me.
.
I ain't seen a beating like that since somebody stuck a banana in my pants and turned a monkey loose
Hello, room service?
COOK: Oh, you're right.
Remember the time I had the, pufferfish
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]
I had an idea.
Wayne!
No. I think they want a little time away from mama and papa bear.
You take the white one.
saas sprawl: I put my credit card # in, I get an app I put my credit card # in, I get an app. I put my credit card # in, I get an app.
- Our baby. - Hang on, honey!
- Dad! - Now!
There's just one little problem.
Browny, why are you burying all your money in the ground. No one's asking coffee's?
[CATHERINE SOBBING]
Honey, did you forget I was in the Army?
What can I do with $5?
- Rusty? - I spent it all.
Come on.
Just like in gym class.
What is it, Russ?
Sold my kidney While someone still wanted it
I WON. I WON DE MONEY
- Well, if you're all too busy... - You hang on a minute, mister.
Welcome to the mirage, mr. Bunkers. My name is Dean.
Let's go, young lady.
Congratulations. You've won the car.
Good Luck everybody
All right.
[SCREAMS]
YUBAN COFFEE
I'll have some of the yella.
- Goodbye, Eddie. - Goodbye, Clark.
VEGAS VEGAS VEGAS
Motts famous
A guy like Clark Griswold thinks he should take those days off...
Okay. Here we go.
I have something for you.
Her picture's everywhere.
Look out, don't hurt me now. Don't hurt me.
AUDREY: Daddy. Daddy.
Oh, you may feel like nothing now, but look on the bright side.
- Bet with the bank. - Clark!
I got a teeny thing happening downtown.
Eighty.
Daddy.
You wanna hang with me tonight, I'll give you my beeper number.
Eddie, don't you worry about radiation?
Audrey.
- Go for this. I'm ready. MAN 1: He looks like a shooter.
Oh, Wayne.
Hey, hey, hey.
Joel, I've spent more on Bitcoin than you'll ever understand.
Good luck.
- Anybody up for craps? - We're too young, remember?
Please.
Clark, you've been so good to Catherine and me through the years.
Doesn't that hurt?
Honey, call up the kids.
Goodbye, Ellen.
I feel so many things right now.
Phone booths, men's rooms.
What's it gonna be tonight? Wires? Mirrors? Trap doors?
When the retro hits your bank account
I won! I won!
I’m off the giphy keyboard!
Batter up.
Thirty-three.
You give me half the money you're going to bet l'll kick you in the nuts & we'll call it a day
Almost.
How about.. An alone day
Timmy!!!
- Fake IDs. - How'd you know?
- Dad. - What?
Buy a bullet, and rent a gun?
If I could just get that money back, I could turn it all around.
If I did have a family, I'd like it to be like yours.
I've lost $300 in 15 minutes?
Ten bucks. Ten, ten.
[BIRDS CHIRPING OVER SPEAKERS]
Well, here, take my seat, Eddie.