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- Hmm? - I could do it again if you need a close-up.
Floyd Gondolli. Ha, ha. Great you could make it. Great, great, great.
No, no, Jack. Listen, listen. I don't touch them, Jack.
...you put it on, and the songs, the bands put them in some fucking order...
It's dropped down low with a 350 cube, 3-and-a-quarter horsepower...
- These are the next stars. - Mm-hm.
Well...
They're waiting. We were supposed to be there a half-hour ago.
...everybody fucks their brains out, and that's fine.
- No, don't cuss, sweetie. - One big push for me, all right?
I want you take a little sip and tell me what you think.
I mean, if you love someone, how hard can the world be?
I guess the only thing I can say...
- Shit. - Hello?
That's my wife.
- Hi, Amber. - What are you talking about?
- Yeah. - You know, you work in a nightclub.
Hi. This is my lady friend.
I’m there every day
- Yeah. - You're out of limes, Jack.
- Yeah? - Camera's set.
I wanna fuck. It's my big dick. So everybody get ready fucking now!
Dirk.
- Jack. - Yo.
We shoot and shoot, and then we deal with it later.
- I don't know what you're talking about. - Your name's not Brandy?
You hear it? It kicks.
Okay, now you're talking above my head. I don't know this industry jargon.
And this isn't "Go out and have sex with 10 million people."
That's not an MP. That's a YP. "Your problem."
Shot of tequila, straight up.
Oh, that's good. So you know me.
- Really? - Yes, really. The 1980s.
Take that shot of Reed with the revolver, just dump that, okay?
- That's right. - Coming in.
- Hey, the camera loves you. - We didn't get the come shot.
...and right and dramatic.
Ow!
They look at the movies and say, "Hell, I can do that."
♪ You're a winner ♪
I mean, you're a guy. I'm just helping you out.
Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays at 3.
13k is a tough load. Used Volvo don't treat you gently.
You don't ever disrespect me.
Scotty, Jaime Lynn. Say hello to Jaime Lynn.
Stop it.
- "Watch me kick." - He's not gonna piss in the pool, is he?
- Okay. - Okay.
- I've been to Las Vegas. - That is great. That's so great.
- Okay, can we do this? - Yeah.
- It feels good. - You made it fly.
No!
Because you can't fuck forever. I realize that. Anyway, violence...
Fucking son of a bitch. Oh, God.
Ahh, Jack, I'm not trying to hurt you.
No. They're ltalian. I'm gonna fucking buy these.
- You never said anything about a gun. - Shh.
- Your cowboy...? That's not dead. - Then what is Becky talking about?
I don't take my skates off.
Roll it, Scotty.
Mr. Swope, you're a pornographer.
That's right.
You're officially out of limes, Jack.
Oh, is this, uh...? Did you do this for the Christmas?
I'd like to spend it with my friends.
- Is she breathing? - I don't know.
...I thought your acting stuff might bring some nice pussy into the place, and it has.
- Excuse me, Jack. - Yeah?
- Three-fifty. - Wow.
Don't say that.
How's it at work? You get home late, huh?
I don't know. I don't really know if I need all that bass.
Twenty bucks.
So let's just talk, okay?
Yeah. Those are really cool. Are they lizard?
Uh-oh. Here we go.
Yeah, Little Bill. Shut up.
...in the fucking floor, in a goddamn fucking floor safe, that's all.
- I didn't know you'd be so precious. - Faccia's "face," right?
We're going in circles now. We're in familiar territory.
It's just, they're so small, and they're so cute and they're so adorable.
...you know, people were constantly trying to conquer him...
I'm back now. I'm ready to start my acting career.
Let's Go Get Some Of That Saturday-Night Beaver.
- You know me. I didn't do a thing. - You didn't do anything?
- Excuse me. - Hi.
You look good. You ready?
Hyperbole will get you nowhere
- Okay, fine. Uh, I was just saying... - I understand.
I know. I know.
Hey, guys. Look at me.
- I'm looking at you. - You're staring.
- Becky Barnett. - It's nice to meet you.
- He is a good boy. - Yo, Buck.
- Let's just get in and out, all right? In, out. - Not too fast. It makes it look suspicious.
- No. - Hmm.
Action, kids.
- That's a beanbag. - You're kidding.
You put on that country-western shit, no one's gonna buy a stereo.
Whoo. Huh?
...and, you know, gives me the freedom to develop the character and stuff like that.
- You have a lawyer with you? - No, I don't.
- Hello, Colonel. How are you? - Oh, hello, Jack. Ha-ha-ha.
I like simple pleasures like butter in my ass and lollipops in my mouth.
We can always do better.
Okay, now, you're gonna come through the door, walk right over here...
It’s an illusion
It's okay.
- I'm really crazy, you know? - Do you wanna go back inside?
♪ Love me tomorrow ♪
Is it okay if I don't tell you?
Come on.
...she's a sick person, and she needs help. She deals in sex and drugs for a living.
I have my statues for my best-actor awards.
- ...that I have under contract to you. - Wait, wait, wait, Jack.
- I don't dance Sunday nights. - Right.
Uh, how's our schedule? Are we still on for day after tomorrow?
ddd
Something to help us score a little extra cash.
- And look, I just... - Tell me.
Listen, pal, you gotta make it a little more sexy, you know?
- I'm dying to do a movie with you. - I know you are.
- Whose Vette is that out in the driveway? - Dirk.
- Don't fucking move, man. - I'm not... I'm not...
- I am. - Dirk?
- See you. - All right.
Stop saying that! Will you quit saying "pornography"?
You all right?
Thank you, thank you.
We're open. We're ready.
Jack, let me tell you this. I love you, Jack. I'm your friend.
Cock hound
Got it.
- All right, just follow my voice. All right? - Yeah.
So this is what he gave me.
But soon that goes, I die, then what do I have? I got nothing.
I'll find something else to do. I'll fuck on my own time.
Oh, this is great. I'm fine. I just wanna do good.
- How long will you be? - Two seconds.
He went in the bedroom.
But you can work out in the morning, you can work out at noon...
- This is what happens, okay? - I didn't do anything.
Yeah. It's really cool.
Settle down, class. Settle down.
...is I'll promise to keep rocking 'n' rolling and making better films.
Suck that cock, bitch.
It's always about slapping some girl around or whatever. It's not right. It's not cool.
It's like Napoleon. When he was the king...
- It tastes like aspirin. - Here. Do one more in the other nostril.
- No, I don't have a gun. He never said... - Shh. Relax.
No, I know you understand. I'm talking about some other people.