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What? He can't do that.
...not even to the end of a block or to catch a bus.
- George Costanza. - Oh, George Costanza.
Anyone who agrees with my literature is a sap! You’re goddamn right they are!
Fine, Benes.
Yeah, we had a good run.
Well, you really went bald there, didn't you?
Well, I'm a comedian.
Oh, this is Ned. He's a Communist.
She Named Name...
Hey, Mickey, when do we get a break? My lap is killing me.
Does it have to be Hop Sing's? I kind of had a fight with them.
...and that's George.
Hey, look at this.
Appearance not important? This is unbelievable.
Well, good. Then you can have your pick.
Maybe I will
He and his friends used to sit in Hop Sing's every day...
I got two kids in college!
WHEN YOUR COLLEGE KIDS START TALKING AT THANKSGIVING DINNER
Communism. You didn't realize Communism was a sensitive issue?
He controls the means of production
But, George, guess who her boss is?
The Christmas tree seems to inspire a love-hate relationship.
I'll tell you what. I'll show up. He doesn't know we're friends.
Hello? Yes, Natalie!
I'm here working for the people.
Man, that's some tart cider.
...and then a week after, it's just thrown somewhere.