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- Wait. What? - Or you're the killer,
And do you plan to do everything before him !
- Goddamn it! [sighs] - Richie?
Good job.
and all the trouble you used to cause your family.
And I went out and I started doing
Listen up, uglier Michael Myers, it was a summer fling.
Hello.
I'M GOING TO CUT OPEN YOUR EYES AND EAT YOUR HEART AND RAPE YOUR CORPSE
Just a bad dream.
and drop all this shit on me?
What...
[phone rings]
Holy shit. He came.
But the illegitimate daughter of the original mastermind?
Wes.
- Okay. - [Judy chuckles]
- Stabbed? What the fuck? - She made it through surgery
[crickets chirping]
and leave it to people who actually care about this community.
[groans]
[Richie] Excuse me, miss?
You too.
[music stops]
What's wrong with elevated horror?
Beautiful son of a bitch.
[stammers]
You get a question wrong, she dies.
[screams]
that I couldn't hack it.
number one...
So if I'm in danger...
[Dewey] Hey, Sid, it's me.
Twenty-five years ago, almost to the day, in this very house
Okay. Come on, Mindy.
[Chad] Let me get this straight.
Luan Loud don't retired from comedy
I was the last thing Dewey saw before he died too.
You kidding me? I've been stabbed nine times.
[laughs]
[Charlie] The correct answer is Billy Loomis and Stu Macher.
You ready?
Luan Loud get of I'm calling the cops
I'm here to make sure of that.
["Pressure" playing on speakers]
[screaming]
I know. It's a bummer it's me.
That's the thing about slashers, Sam.
I could've helped.
Hollywood's totally fucking out of ideas,
Um...
That's for you to figure out.
and I'll tell you about the two people I've killed.
[Sam] No. Please! I'm begging you. Please don't hurt them.
But let that be a lesson. Don't trust anyone.
Sidney Prescott killed your father.
Come on.
Okay, then.
[Charlie] Oh, I'm sorry, Tara, but that's just not correct.
- She has a gun. - Richie.
Ghostface is typing
Oh, my God. How long has it been?
Hi. I'm Richie.
Luan Loud shut up LUAN LOUD
I was eight. I don't know what that has to do with anything.
Listen up Luan Loud and Mr Coconuts
You need to get the fuck out, Sam!
If you can find out why they're doing this,
[banging continues]
Luan loud needs a ending
[groans] Fuck!
Your vitals look good.
But I'm staying.
Luan Loud stop
Dewey! Who gives a fuck?
Very good.
But you can't just do a straight sequel, either.
If you had, my sister would be dead.
She's resting now.
Walks right out when Tara's eight, Sam's 13.
What about... my ending?
Nice to meet... We met.
[Dewey] I don't give interviews.
Well, someone has to.
Luan Loud your going to love me at once
'Cause you won't be back.
Did he know who your dad was when you met?
Jesus Christ!
She's gonna be okay.
It's a girl at home, alone.
Tara?
Thank God you're okay.
Who is this?
The movie that made them love horror.
about not running.
What's going on? You're okay.
- Listen, I'm sorry... - You're Billy's daughter.
[chuckles]
No, it was the message boards! I was radicalized.
You got to build something new.
[muffled] Sam.
Excuse me, sir.
Uh, they're...
you're the killer.
No, she's not available. May I take a message?
All systems disarmed.
[laughs]
and I'll make sure to hit all the organs I missed last time.
You shouldn't be here either.
- [Ursula on TV] Where you going? - Hello?
Don't worry.
Yeah.
But she'll make a great chapter in your next book.
[Dewey] Some idiot in a Ghostface mask.
- I know you hate that. - [chuckles]
[gasping]
[siren wailing]
don't come here.
Now let's go back upstairs.
[screaming]
And I need to keep all the blood inside my body. So do you.
If you ask me, this franchise goes off the rails with number five.
Fuck, where is it?
Or maybe I'm just stalling for time, fuckhead.
Thank you so much.
- Shut the fuck up. - [bartender] Hey!
I mean...
Don't be so sensitive.