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who can't even make a decision to save the life of someone you love.
Fuck you.
Come on, man, turn around! Turn around! Dude!
What? I want to be prepared.
really wanted to be the one to kill you.
[cries]
A great deal, yeah.
- I thought I was protecting you. - Protecting me from what?
That's a terrible reason for me to talk to you.
I had to get you to come back here somehow, didn't I?
Me at church listening to the gospel
No!
Sam, please get in the car so we never have to see these people again.
what Woodsboro native was introduced
Why wouldn't you tell me that then?
[Mindy] Mmm, motive.
[Sidney] It's good to hear your voice.
- [Tara whimpers] - You want a warmup question?
[Richie shouts] Stop...
[Pacey on TV] He's got you.
Samantha, let's step outside.
He attacked Tara to lure me back here.
Fucking psycho.
You know how they always say it goes back to the original?
You got stabbed a billion times,
- Go shower. I'll be back soon. - Okay.
Put your hands up! Show me your hands!
Gale! Gale!
Okay, yeah, I was listening at the door.
Should you even be up and around?
- [gasps] - Jesus!
She didn't like me very much.
The last time it happened was in 2011.
You know, it's scary but with complex emotional and thematic underpinnings.
Please, it's not my fault. I'm just a dumb kid.
Yeah, me too.
No matter what you hear or what you see on the news,
Mom used to keep those boxes up in the attic?
[Charlie] Ticktock, ticktock, ticktock, ticktock...
I'll have gutted your baby boy.
- Come on, hurry up. - [Tara] Oh!
but you are not a coward.
And you can stalk me like a jealous boyfriend.
[Amber screams]
Let me see.
Three attacks so far. One dead.
No one cares about the shitty inferior sequels, Wes.
but because...
Get the fuck out
That's never gonna happen again.
The... The chick from TV!
Sam started acting out, getting in trouble with the cops.
- You want to do the honors? - This one's yours.
[Dewey] I'm fine, you know me.
Of course I came.
- [Sam] Please don't hurt him. - Tell you what. You can choose.
[Richie] He killed the sheriff? You can do that?
You only say that because she let you
You don't have to check on me all the time. I'm not breakable.
[Richie] Hi. Uh...
I mean, are you okay? Where are you?
[Richie] You really should've listened to Dewey.
Because I am.
So...
I was scared that I would turn out just like him.
Oh. Sorry to hear that.
I think... Think I'm ready.
You should get the fuck out.
Oh, Stab is on Netflix.
[monitor beeping]
I think that's a great idea.
- [door opens, closes] - [whispers] Holy shit.
[sighs] ...who's next?
- [ring tone plays] - You're not fooling anyone.
What does she say about me?
Sweetie, you're not the hero.
Question one:
cash-in, run-of-the-mill sequel.
Yes.
That checks out. Anyway, it sucked balls.
- Come on. - [groans]
- No legacy characters at all. - [Sam] Richie.
Don't be an idiot, Dewey.
Okay, yeah. Fuck. What's the goddamn address?
I can be in that room in 15 seconds.
- [phone ringing] - [gasps, breathes heavily]
- Richie... - Shh, shh...
Her parents aren't home.
[automated voice] All systems disarmed.
Well, she told me the other day, she wonders...
All you have to do is say, "Kill Richie."
doesn't mean he should have a gun.
[chuckles]
Maybe Sam's changed.
Luan Loud make this delivery
She's all ready for transportation.
I don't blame you for that.
What's our next move?
It has to do with it.
Real Stab movies are meta slasher whodunits, full stop.
Yeah, he's way more fun in the movies.
Liv, stop.
Yeah.
that have left Woodsboro reeling.
He died a year ago...
I know.
[Wes] It's probably better if you just come here.
[Charlie] In the first Stab movie,
The police are on their way, asshole!
[phone beeping]
I love you.
[Richie] Back up. Back up.
[Charlie] Yeah, but she says you love scary movies
What the fuck, Mindy? Jesus!
No, she's my next call.
"It Was a Pleasure Sharing" ...by Synchronized, Happy Watching!
...at a bodega, already a quintessentially New York...
and I just found out my dad isn't my dad.
[groans]
[grunts]
I'm sure she's asking everybody. I mean, Ghostface is back.
Coming up after our local weather,
From her shit?