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Fuck you.
I'm just trying to get a run in before I take the girls to school.
Luan Loud gaaaahhhh god
[groans, grunts]
You see, no one has made a great Stab movie since the first one.
How are you doing?
Who makes a movie they think disrespects it.
Well, it's elevated horror.
At a sleepover when I was, like, 12.
I hope you're okay.
You're the villain.
Luan Loud you all came back with an axe in the face
but then why kill that random Vince guy?
It always, always goes back to the original!
Those are the rules.
[Ghostface] Do you think I made it inside your house
where they're trying to rip your head off.
Fuck it.
and distract myself from the looming specter of Death.
Yeah, kind of hard since you shot me in the leg.
You go on 4chan and Dreadit,
You know exactly where I am and I know exactly where you are.
Sort of.
Not just in the middle, Sam.
I just got to stay and figure it out.
They don't fucking understand that these movies are important to people.
[Wes] Uh, Tara... was attacked.
There are two killers in the original Stab.
Okay.
Fuck you, Mindy.
[Ghostface] Ever seen the movie Psycho?
Yes today Luan Loud
Come on, Netflix. Let's go.
Sam, what are you talking about?
And now they're here, which makes this place a huge murder target, so...
He never hurt anyone.
Come on, man, turn around!
We'll sit down at the station,
Enjoy that torch.
I met Richie on the Stab subreddit.
Damn it.
Luan Loud I hate you
[Chad] But then why immediately go and murder
Luan Loud have a terrible dream
[grunts, screams]
This is Sheriff Hicks.
It is Gale Weathers, you motherfucker!
You know what eventually happens to the expert?
Wes!
- You okay? - Yeah.
["Red Right Hand" playing on stereo]
All right.
Do you want to, uh, come with me?
- Weren't you two, um... - Yeah.
[screams]
Sam...
[Wes] She's alive, but in bad shape.
Luan Loud now we can all go
I love you.
Can I ask you one question though?
that one must abide by to successfully survive a horror movie.
Saving your life, thank you.
Bye.
Luan Loud groans
Why?
Luan Loud Watch your mouth
Are you okay?
and shoving this diary in her face,
[cell phone rings]
Sorry. That's my boyfriend, Richie.
Nice to see you, Deputy Hicks.
Stab movie trivia, three rounds.
Luan Loud enjoy you're stupid show
Well, he's dead.
[beeping quickens]
[cell phone ringing]
Because that cut deep.
So I found these old diaries.
because Mom got pregnant with me in high school,
[cell phone ringing]
- [chuckles] - Watch out, Jamie.
You love art and TV and movies.
[conversation continues on TV]
Five minutes. That's all I'm asking.
Luan Loud what are you doing
For not telling you sooner.
[panting]
[door opens]
I prefer animated films and musicals.
That is a completely valid emotional response to have.
The police aren't gonna help.
but, according to requel rules...
[ringing stops]
fucking up...
This time the fans are gonna be the ones who win.
Are you being safe out there, honey?
Fuck you, Amber. Fuck you!
- A text? - Ow.
it's happening again.
[ringing continues]
I'm here because I was worried about you.
but supported by and related to legacy characters.
She was...
It's Sidney Prescott!
That shit doesn't work.
Luan Loud Hey
[Wes] She said it was someone
Because our movie has fucking stakes!
So what is she like, the sister?
I'm going to the hospital. You guys coming?
[stammers] Why aren't you in uniform?
No! No!