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Going by the pattern,
- Can you put this away for me? - Yes.
but the rest of you were wandering around.
[screams]
Shots, really? This is supposed to be a memorial.
of surviving a Stab movie.
- [car horn blares] - [tires screech]
Taken To her closet
"If I can't have her, no one can."
[music stops]
I tried running too.
[water running]
What? I don't know, Mindy.
with the Stab movies is?
- Meet you back at the motel. - [Richie] Sam, wait.
Do you have any idea why
You're way too boring to be a psycho.
Richie, please.
But at least I know what I'm gonna write about.
Luan Loud we hate you so much
Then how can I trust you when you say you're not the killer?
A real loony tune.
[Richie] Thank you. Thank you all.
[revving continues]
The night before that, my sister was stabbed seven times.
Stay with me, Sid. Stay with me.
Hey! Watch your tone, new girl.
- [chuckles] - I'm not even gonna lie.
and now you get attacked here.
You just...
Thank you.
- [Amber chuckles] - [chuckles]
[Amber] Yeah, I came as soon as I heard.
Nothing. No, I didn't do anything.
Never go off on your own with a masked killer around.
They seem sweet, caring, supportive. Then welcome to act 3,
Thanks anyways, boys.
Hi. Nice to see you.
There is a killer on the loose.
Time's running out.
Should you really be making a phone call right now?
It's not just some schlocky, cheeseball nonsense with wall-to-wall jump scares.
they give me better painkillers.
Excuse me.
and get the fuck out?
I love you too.
You're the fuck who hurt my sister?
All right. Okay, yeah, no.
Only one way to find out!
[sobbing]
- [thudding] - [whimpers]
Luan Loud got the umbrella
He found out right then from me.
I'm sorry about Judy.
Luan Loud next time I see you
Then look for the killer there.
- If the shoe fits... - You're not helpless, Sam.
You too, Sid.
[Ghostface] Hello, Samantha.
I just don't want to see Tara hurt again.
No, no, no. Amber, I'm coming.
[Ghostface] Hello, Sheriff Judy.
Okay, good luck.
[Tara screams]
Are you telling me that I'm caught in the middle of fan-fucking-fiction?
- That too. - Fucking asshole.
[news anchor] Just one night after a local teen was attacked in her home
Hey, when are you gonna tell her why all this is happening?
- What do you think? - Trap.
Yes, today.
Do you see this shit?
Really?
[footsteps approach]
We're just a fucking joke to them?
You.
You call the cops, she dies.
- Yes! Yes! - Shoot him!
[ringing continues]
I can't believe I get to do you both.
Please...
[sobbing]
You are my boner pills.
- Are you at the hospital? - [Ghostface] Hello, Samantha.
when I was 13, looking for Christmas presents.
Thanks for coming, but the party's over!
Ask me about The Witch.
[engine roars]
Get Tara out of the closet.
Better than I know you.
- Correct. - Yeah.
Hey, hey, hey! Hello! Can we cut the music, please?
[Tara] What does she love about me?
For instance,
- So? - So I want you to help us kill him.
[screaming]
No last-minute saves this time. Your story's over!
Okay, I'll be right back... Aha!
She's proud of making a fan out of you.
- Bye. - [grunts]
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Fuck it!
That's the only way I can protect Tara.
Promise me you'll leave as soon as you can.
I'm right here. Come and get me.
Because...
- Hello? - [caller] Hello.
I went into the basement to get beer.
Mom?
For what? You saved my life.
Well, now you're just quoting the original.
I mean, it was super '90s.
Rule number one:
I know things didn't end well with you guys, but...
Luan Loud please clam your boyfriend down bring only Men
[screams] What did you do to her?
Luan Loud will drink bleach
[Ghostface] Who do you want to hear die?
- I need you to get the fuck out. - I'm so sorry.
- [line ringing] - Please, please.
Luan Loud is the lady with the umbrella
I just couldn't be around you anymore, Tara.
Okay, well, lots of people love movies.
[Charlie] Uh, I don't think I can really talk about that.
[door opens]
[Dawson on TV] You stay there.
- [Sidney grunts] - No!
Sam, please.
- That's her? - Yeah.
[screaming]
[Joey on TV] No, I'm not.
who answers the phone and gets carved up by the killer?
Now I can't have sex,
[scoffs] Now that's a fucking villain.
For being the reason Dad left.
See, we had to bring the legacy characters back to make it matter.
and, what, that one of us is the killer?
He's Billy Loomis's accomplice.
[sobbing]
[partygoer 1] But it's so early!