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Stupid sea pigeon.
The big 4-0.
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Oh!
about the fact that my boyfriend is also out of town.
The call dropped again.
because I was doing it for love.
Okay, maybe I'll sign if you admit that there was no fifth Mole Woman
You don't even have a car, Titus!
hitting a floating tambourine while my other hand gets a manicure.
And then what did you say, Titus?
plus a pretty rare Beanie Baby
But I'll take any kind of hair.
Okay. Bye-bye.
at summer camp on Roosevelt Island,
My point is, that stuff's worth money.
I probably have.
It's Richard Shakeer-Mohammed.
Looks like someone is going to college.
I sign these stupid divorce papers, and I'm done with the Reverend forever.
I am a star!
Tell you what... I'll take you to that go-kart place.
Through the old rebar.
Cool, right?
You're not signing this.
I think I know more about cruises than you do.
Under!
And I love children!
I wish our marriage was as fake as the Tooth Fairy or magnets.
I will see you later on in Heaven for paintball.
But it's cool.
But we've seen a lot of great people.
But now he wants something from you, right?
So you give Mr. Frumpus what he wants,
I can't be fighting gentrification
But the reason I asked you to meet me here,
and you were Lil' Lisa.
No, he just said, "Bye-bye,"
But if all that's true,
and then sign at the bottom.