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We've really gotta get this guy out of jail.
Oh, my fault. What's up? Hi.
You smoke weed?
You hungry? FUCK YOU NIGGA
If you ever need a guinea pig, let me know.
you think all the guys you buy weed from haven't started this already?
Turn around and ask me for a heffer with cheese yo!
Sure. Shh.
Shit.
Pop pop pop pop pop
Tomorrow's Sunday. There'll be no one in there.
Alice Green: You're gonna lose your helmet. You're gonna lose your pencil. You have no more Hop-Hop, no more TV, no more toys, no more nothing.
I Believe Her, Yo. I Don't Know Why, But I Do.
Im not gonna do what everybody’
I can't quit sellin' it yet, but I'll quit smokin' it.
People like me. Give it to me.
Let me check the brain so I can justify the reason
gone!
Well, I wasn't, but then I decided I don't care what my friends think.
What, did you go to weed college?
Me, when my wife told me she took a hit off a Vape Pen at a party
Hey, good night, Mike. See you tomorrow.
II sign for this, and it's mine?
How much did that cost, man? Ah.
I've not had a hot dog in so long.
But-ButBut we'll get you out, right, guys?
Thank you, scientist. Got any papers?
Hey girl, you hungry? FUCK YOU NIGGA!!
Hey girl you hungry? Fuck you nigga!
Hi, you called about your plumbing? Empty pipes?
Hey, thanks for this ride. We really appreciate it. Sure.
Oh, yeah.
I don't have no idea what you're talking about
Boo this woman!
Excuse me. Please do.
Let's go, man. - Let's go. It's money.
I mean, everybody knows that it leads to other stuff.
He had to stay vigilant.
I ain't even hit the mothafucker yet.
High, high, high, high
Gone!
I love ButterCluck Clutterbuck
that was a great idea, Thurgood.
And fuck you. I'm out!
Now, Killer was born to a three-legged bitch mother.
I get lifted up
Everybody in New York was callin' to get down with Mr. Nice Guy.
gimme that
Hey black ass Why didn't you moon us earlier
Still waiting on that escalation, Nick
Man, I remember when a dime bag cost a dime, you know what I mean?
I'll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
Good. Just call me Jesse Owens.
I believe him yo I don’t know why but I do
Two more days to get your popcorn “It makes your teeth go pop pop pop pop pop”
Always come around.
Kenny, 11 days? That seems a little stiff, man.
but you two smoke entirely too much reefer.
I never needed remote
Your sweet virgin ass man!
Then the squirrel master came out of left field... Told me I'm his BITCH!!!
Fuck you you fucking fuck
One pound of marijuana and you can buy with blaze tokens right here.
I Believe Him, Yo. I Don't Know Why, But I Do.
Good. I'm all out of cards, B. Me too.
Box it Man, it gets you high
And what he's supposed to be? Jerry Garcia's brother?
I had to make my move while the guys were asleep.
Then we called the company Mr. Nice Guy in honor of our friend Kenny.
Warzone But
holy f***** s***
Man, give me your fruit cocktail.
I need an ambulance, now! Officer down.
Haha
i want Half!
if any, are the medicinal purposes of marijuana.
Sorry for yelling
Hey, everybody, I'm Dave Chappelle.
Cop killer? I love horses.
Brian, will you stop praying to a bag of sand, man? Come on.
You know you know someone that fits this description
When the white kid asks the black kid if he wants KFC: Black Kid Be like,
I ain’t no horse
and of course the loveable Old James.
I’ll be fine. The robbery is what's important now.
fish
POV She loves pda
I cant take it no mo
You should be happy with the tip I gave you, damn.
you got a delivery guy at your house.
Look, I'm not stealin' weed. We are not sellin' weed.
7085225660 yummy
Hey black ass Why you didn’t moon us earlier, eh?
Now, that's a titty
Motherfucker said Brazil nuts!
I get lifted up
That's real good.
Let me get four dime bags. Uh, I don't have no idea what you're talking about.
All right. Then get me an avocado, an ice pick and my snorkel.
Did I say homo? I didn't mean that!
Why? I just thought he sounded Jamaican inside my head.
Dave Chappelle Half Baked
You guys believe in angles?
Right near the beach Boiiii!
They pit him against his brother Nibbles.
Boo this kid!
I have killed part of myself. I cannot change this, I.
No. I smell weed, man.
Three for dinner.
You in here because of marijuana?
All right, time's up.
I'm sorry for yellin..
Mmm. Come here, doggie.
Possession of narcotics. Wow.
Why don't we sell that shit we smoked the other night, yo?
I wanna talk to Sampson
Hey, I'm sorry. I was talkin' to the horse.
You smoke weed? At last we can share everything!
Where do you live? Right near da Beach BOY-EE
I never needed anyone
could you give this letter to Mary Jane Potman?
Did I say "Homo"? "I didn't mean that!!"
Half Baked
You wanna know what happened? I'll tell you what happened.
See the trouble you're gettin' me into?
Bully, man. Yeah.
Oh, 'cause I told him Mr. Nice Guy was Jamaican, yo.
I do! Who you know?
Let's go.
Guess what guys ?!
If that's what you want, then- then I'll change for you.
This is so- We are in business, man.
Dr. Kablecki, please report to Clinical Studies.
Mary Jane. Really?
My weed's wearing off.
Ever listen to the Braves chop….on weed
Heard that before. Said that before.
BOO THIS MAN BOO
Bisexuals after a long day of sitting "Doctor said i need a backiotomy."
it used to be amandawargen up in knots because she needed to move past a nooding head reality but she quit so it would be karishavinka vandapoddi taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Some beef jerky. Some peanut butter.
And a dog house, yo. Brian bought something too.
How we gonna pay for weed? Blaze Token Man!
"It's That No Thing That Gets Me.
gimme tHAT
I don't know. Maybe 5:00... 6:30.
Nine years just for weed? Damn!
Oh, really?
jo smith why have you left? because you told me to pack my bags.
Doctor said I need a Backeotomey