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Looking good, Missy!
How stupid these scientists are!
Buy em!
Nobody wants your $TWTR preferred here, Elon
Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, Louie, Why don't you just go away.
So, this snail is standing in front of the Cadillac salesman, see,
who's filling in for elton john? gina timmins.
Ashley Wolfe After 9:00 PM
It was fairy dust... From the tooth fairy
Got a receipt?
You want me to break something else?
Come on.
No more Swedish meatballs there, tootsie.
Just what do you think you're doing?
Half of it is from me
Soft hands.
This is Randolph Duke. Hold that belly over a moment.
Who likes beef jerky as much as I do? Trading places
Though, of course, gold doesn't grow on trees like oranges.
- May I? - Get out of here.
Well done, Winthorpe.
"Expect this stagnation to continue,
I was Director of Cultural Events at the Haile Selassie Pavilion.
I just got out.
Dear Donald Trump:
One gorilla, two gorillas. Big deal. Whole bunch is getting sent back to Africa.
Could I offer either of you two gentlemen a wee jolt of Irish whisky,
a generous bank account, and employment with our company.
Listen, baby, I'm sorry. My momma just came in from outta town.
Mr Donovan has set the price
I think you'll enjoy it.
- Whisky, all you want. - I ain't falling for the same trick twice.
Yeah, I like that. You know what I like most?
Mr Breaks
What a happy day!
It wasn’t Heroin It was Angel Dust
I realise this looks completely awful but I just wanted to assure you,
You're looking at three to five, mandatory... Louis.
Cause of Market Drop Uncovered!!
You bitch
That's a nice purse.
Wonderful news! Wonderful!
Thanks.
Something that has never raised its vile head
We seem to be paying our people a lot of money Sorry Mortimer, there’s no getting around minimum wage
What do you think? Can’t we have both?
- You want some beef jerky? - No, please.
Looking good, dad!
Moi?
Corporate Sports used us as guinea pigs.
I was Agent Orange, Special Agent Orange, that was me.
Shelter dog after seeing his very own toys.
Burnt my fingers, man.
Randolph, this isn't Monopoly money we're playing with. Is it?
$2! Maybe I'll go to the movies...by myself
Wilpon
I am a chain belt in Kung Fu. Bruce Lee was my teacher.
99 and a half. You're not getting out of bed until it's normal.
No more god damn jerky beef
I certainly hope there's enough space on the train for me.
are being delivered to the Department Of Agriculture in Washington DC.
No Masters today No beer with the boys either
You're a prostitute?
Whiskey… All You Want
The Dukes ruined my life over a bet?
$44,000... Maybe I'll go to the movies.............. by myself
What a scumbag.
What a scumbag!
whiskey all you want
Regardless, it's not the kind of business we want at First National.
Where's Beeks? Where in the hell is Beeks?
Patience, Mortimer. Let's see if Winthorpe's right.
I want everybody to say 'Look at that Ca-mar-go’
Thank you, you've been helpful.
People like this are a menace to decent society.
Listen to this.
Whiskey! All you want
You idiot. Get back in there at once and sell, sell.
I don't know nothing about it. Could you put the gun away?
- Perhaps, your coat, sir? - Yes, this is my coat.
I meant to ask you about that. I went through our records,
Beef jerky time.
You Idiot. Get back in there at once And Sell Sell
Fuck them.
Until we get that crop report, New Year's Eve, don't you?
COVID and mrsa for everyone. Extra prima good Ms. Minnatto ma’am
This time it's in a good cause.
Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, louie
Get the fuck out
- Good morning, Mr Duke. - Good morning, Mr Duke.
"They're very musical people, aren't they?"
Louis, I have a big surprise for you.
It wasn’t heroin. It was angel dust, PCP….
"I want everybody to say 'Look at that S-car-go."'
That's the orange section.
Hurry up.
- Who's that? Who's there? - Police!
Sweden?! But you’re wearing lederhosen.
You'll all be very, very sorry.
Rufus? Yeah I forgot all about that guy
Help!
NOBODY WANTS TO BUY YOUR FOSSIL SH!T HERE LOUIE
I was all over the place, a lot of places.
Been waiting for you Michael J!!!
- See if this one's empty. - Hey, back off.
We have other clients who are speculating that the price of gold is going to fall.
President Trump.....You’re fired!
Yes, I'm sure he'd take to crime like a fish to water.
what a scumbag
Excuse me.
And I don't have a pimp.
Could you spare us a moment?