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We did manage to stay in business for 47 years before your arrival.
- Don't I know you two guys? - Step inside, nice and warm in here.
Feeling good, Reiderson
I am Naga Eboko, exchange student from Cameroon.
Ezra, right on time.
Moi?
Yes.
Feeling good, blueman2!
Feeling good, Ellis
Oh, yeah?
I've got three more years on my back. I'll have enough to retire.
This is an outrage, I demand an investigation!
the Nobel Prize. He doesn't know the first thing about human nature.
The good part is that no matter whether our clients make money,
Look, I cannot begin to tell you how much I appreciate this...
to perhaps advance me a small loan until the hearing.
You boys don't know what you're doing, I can see that already.
it used to be hoda marr ttheatre with firecrackers and making her cry and leave and come back but she quit so it would be georgie wilkies-winfield taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
We founded this exchange. It's ours.
I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain
Happy New Year
buy! buy!
Merry new year!
It wasn't heroin, it was angel dust - PCP and I never touched it.
No son, it gives me wind, something terrible.
How would you like to make a fast hundred?
It's almost New Year's Eve.
We want a jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub!
The party's over? Hey, come on.
You can't just shoot people with a double-barrelled shotgun
I still walked in like a man, so get outta my face.
No, I don't think that would be enough for Winthorpe.
Looking good, Billy Ray!
Penelope, do you realize where I've been since yesterday?
You mean keep Valentine on, as Managing Director?
Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, Louie
In fact, make it $1,000.
Hey, who is that guy, your father or something?
and we buy or sell their gold for them.
One minute you're up half a million, the next, boom.
Good night, sir.
Is there a problem, officers?
We took a perfectly useless psychopath, like Valentine,
You lying... filthy... disgusting... creep!
- Good morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning.
Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah?
My younger brother, Mortimer. Hey Mortay! What it is.
Ladies, it's time for me to get home.
Look at the escargot
Look, his office drawer, he's got all the bad drugs here.
Bitch Get Out...
- Oh, lucky you. - It's not luck, Todd.
- Merry Christmas. - Merry Christmas.
Now, read your paper.
Breeding, same as in race horses. It's in the blood.
It was a stone groove my man
Fuck him! I want voting reopened RIGHT NOW!
Hey, hey. The Dukes are trying to corner the market.
- Unless that crop report... - God help us.
Louis the third.
Yeah, it seems the best way to hurt rich people is by turning 'em into poor people.
Sell the tw octane, selllllll!!!!!!!!!!
You were in 'Nam? So were we. Where?
the hoffmans are trying to corner the market
D'you know who you're fucking with in cell number four on the ninth floor.
I have... I have legs.
You've been fired from Duke & Duke. They're charging you with embezzlement.
by myself
Sell 200 April at 142!
Mother always said you were greedy.
A whole five dollars! Maybe I’ll go to the movies… by myself
Get those voters back in here! Turn those machines back on!
You know something, Witherspoon?
Wait a minute. There's two of them in that cage.
Officer, I would like to press full charges.
New York, here we come!
COVID and mrsa for everyone. Extra prima good Ms. Minnatto ma’am
The people on the phones are taking orders from brokers all over the world.
What do you mean, "The party's over"?
Hello, Todd. Gents.
Yes?
I Want A Lawyer. Is There A Lawyer In The House?
I'll bet that that man could run our company as well as Winthorpe.
Have you people ever heard of coasters?
Hey, look what happened to me!
I smell?
They've given this genetics fellow
I’ve got enough problems, Louie
In Phladelphia It's worth 50 bucks
Monkey, monkey? I'm a fucking gorilla you clown!
Hi, Louis. Merry Christmas.
This animal's being routed through to New York.
and his fiancee and his friends.
No Masters with the boys today No beer either!
Yeah, but you had the video tape recorders this afternoon.
What’s he doing in there
What about lunch? The lobster or the cracked crab? Can’t we have leftover chicken?!?
. .
I anticipate penetration and acquisition at 21:00 tomorrow. Hold on.
WHAT A SCUMBAG
This kinda thing happens to me every week.
! !
"Hey, we're losing all our money and Christmas is coming.
Billy Ray, honey. Is that you?
Bloombergs
Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, louie
It’s warm in here! Whiskey, all you want!
Now, make sure he gets plenty of rest.
Been waiting for you Metrious!
Why shouldn't we buy now, William?
DEAR TRUMP, GET THE FUCK OUT!
Maybe he's even taken my job.
Like, Oh sure, be went to Harvard!
The snail says, "I want a big 'S' put on each door
Rufus? Yeah I forgot all about that guy
It'll never get that high. Let's sell now.
I'd like to ask you to place your left hand on the shoulder
I'm just real tired. I'm going home.
Happy New Year!
Strip, before I tear you a new asshole.
Billy Ray Valentine Mortimer
Feeling good, Commish.