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- I'm sure you think it is, but it isn't. - Don't you remember?
One dollar.
I'm glad your parents are not alive to see this.
WHISKY, ALL YOU WANT!
All right, Randy.
NOBODY WANTS TO BUY YOUR FOSSIL SH!T HERE LOUIE why dont you just go away
Wilson, where are you going?
Randy I got your money
whisky
That man has moved into my house. He's stolen my job. I have to do something.
It Wasn’t G2’s, It Was Angel Dust And I Never Touched It!
OK, one male gorilla.
Don't kill me, take it, please. I'm getting married.
There's been a Duke on this exchange since it was founded. Now get back in there and sell, you idiot. Sell, sell, sell
- Hey man, I'm sorry about that. - Perfectly all right, it was your vase.
Freeze, slime ball.
He'll need them to wear back to the ghetto, after I've won our bet.
No one wants to buy your drugs here louie
Who has been putting out their Kools on my floor?
That's us, Louis.
Thank you, Louis.
Mike
I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.
When I was growing up, we want a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub. This is bad!
Don't worry about this, Winthorpe.
- My younger brother, Mortimer. - Hey Morty! What it is.
- Good morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning.
It wasn’t{
Can I have everybody's attention please?
Looking good, @LaurHof11 !!
Like, Oh sure, he went to Harvard!
You are making a career decision here. Now, you'd better think about it.
I wish my b*tches hurry up and get here...
Looking good, Nicole--and so are the Eagles!
I'll take care of this one personally.
Go
Christmas Bonus Thanks AO
I would have grovelled on the ground and begged for mercy
Look at that Squirrel-Car-go
Yeah
Louis, you're making a scene.
You may do with it whatever you wish.
Looking good, Billy Ray?
I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain.
Looking good, Billy Jack
I knew you was faggots. You ain't Jacuzzying nobody.
I can charge goods and services in over 86 countries around the world.
- That's right. - Everything here is mine?
and there doesn't seem to be a Clarence Beeks employed with the firm.
Look, it tells time simultaneously
Mr Valentine.
Buy 200 May belly contracts at 66.8.
I would have grovelled and begged for mercy.
You don't like TRUMP? Do what Eddie says
Ladies and gentlemen,
- No, I am Inga from Sweden. - Sweden?
What in heaven's name is going on here?
Put your clothes on and get out.
Joe. Your NGO vultures and Afghan quislings. Fuck them! I want out now!
You will only be stealing from yourself.
Bunch of fucking weirdos! We're going to take a little walk.
And she stepped on the ball
You sleep on the couch.
But...
Heap a little more misfortune on those narrow shoulders
May I help you? One moment, Mr Beeks, I'll put you right through.
I'm going to get to the bottom of this. This has been a grave mistake.
What a scumbag!
- Winthorpe. - Valentine.
Hello J33?! Merry Christmas!
You'll have cleared out all the suckers by then.
I was all over that place
Yo! Yo!
- I guess the stereo's mine too? - Absolutely.
I wonder if you could see your way clear, To, perhaps, advance me a small loan, until my hearing.
- You told me you cut the dude. - With these I cut him.
Think big, think positive. Never show any sign of weakness.
Making a decision on where to go….
Louis, Louis, that's him, the guy who paid me to talk dirty to you.
Lessons for Jack “I won’t be able to buy my son the GI Joe with the Kung fu grip”
We can make it, baby. Me and you.
How'd you make out today?
What a scumbag
Feeling Good Reg?
We've done it before.
Well, I Never Had an instant of Doubt in My Mind Mortimer
Nobody wants to cancel our movies, David. Why don't you just go away?
FUCK HIM! All I want is a Little Understanding!
Morning Mr Duke.
Do you have any better ideas?
M
A 2 pack of Peanut Butter Cups? Maybe I can retire now.
What about lunch? The lobster or the cracked crab?
Winthorpe, don't leave. We can explain.
george all i can say all day is boing boing boing boing boing boing boing. no wonder grandma snell cut me wires! boing good riddance faye you electronic talking barbie girl!
who's filling in for james stewart? ali king.
Mike wanted to have sex with me
Come on, everybody.
You bitch!
You tried to rob me, plant drugs on me.
- Those were good ones. - The good old days.
they might as well let all the convicts out.
Trading Places
Hey…da phone in da limo was busted What is you…ignorant?
Who has been puttin’ their Kools out on my floor? This is Mountain View! On the Mountain!
$15. Maybe I’ll go to the movies...by myself!
Oh my god… DiVico will corner the entire Super Bowl Squares market.
The party's over.
Will you be getting off in the city of brotherly love Mr. Beeks?
Put that phone down.
Hit your numbers and you get....
Will you be getting off at the city of brotherly love?
Bunch of fucking weirdos.
I will but you won't...
I mean real scum, Randolph.
People will say, "Billy Ray, you're sexy," and not understand my sexuality.
It wasn’t heroin, it was Angel dust - pcp And I never touched it
I want a lawyer. Is there a lawyer in the house?
Man, that rhule is so hot, he’s smokin’
Harrisburg Express...
Sell SELL
I was with the Green Berets, Special Unit Battalions...