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You have to admit, you didn't like it yourself a bit.
I'm going shopping and then I'll make you a nice quiet dinner.
Oh, see I made Louis a bet here.
Two tickets...
Now didn’t I tell you, the internet on my phone was busted?
Lou! For Christ's sake sell!!
I'll just have to ask Todd to take me.
It's an opera.
Morning Nina! Morning Drew
He's in there. After him.
you was cryin like a pussy
Great! Thanks a lot!
Todd was right about you. I never want to see you again as long as I live.
Hey, Mortay. What it is.
Let us worry about that, Wilson.
They know something. Let’s get in on it.
I'll take care of it, Valentine.
Hey Nat and Joyce. I believe I'm still a member of this club!
Original
Boy, that other one's getting kinda horny, ain't he?
La Bo-Heem ...
Sir?
Duke & Duke, may I ask who's calling?
The party's over. Hey, come on.
Oh My God, The Dougs Will Corner The Entire Tasty waffles Market
I think you're going to need every penny just to keep her happy.
.
It was just a bad dream.
- Look, sit down, all right. - It ain't cool being no jive turkey
Is that your leg? That's a nice leg.
- Who is this person? - I've never seen this woman before.
Thank you, Meeks
Come in, my child, join the party.
Is there a Lawyer in the House? Tun in 8am Sunday WSBAM
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In Philadelphia it's worth 50 bucks.
Who do you think it is? Terence, get the lady some champagne.
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About 50 bucks
- One cellophane bag. - I've never seen that before in my life.
Five dollars! Maybe I'll go to the movies...
We wait until he drives the price up?
to usher in the New Year.
- How's the ulcer, Harry? - Pretty good. How's the hypertension?
It's that time of the month again.
I'd like to introduce Mr Beeks of Lyndhurst Security.
Do you realise how much money he just saved us?
- I'm afraid it's true, sir. - I believe him, Louis.
The cold winter has apparently not effected the orange harvest.
It's a big scientific experiment. What do I know? Anyway, they're in love.
Fuck Him
Billy Ray Valentine Capricorn
Randolph, Mortimer, come in here quickly, I've finally caught him.
in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome and Gstaad.
What is you? Ignrant
You realise you're making a grave mistake.
What is ya… ignorant?
- Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Good morning.
Nobody wants to buy your Mumbo Jumbo Elissa
I lost my job, I lost my house. Penelope hated me.
I GOT YOUR POOR MEASLY 7 DOLLARS
We need a fourth for squash today, Louis. Are you interested?
- Five. - Yeah, 200.
- Excuse me. - You got it.
- Yes, I suppose so. - Yeah.
It’s That Time!!!!!!
Sweden? But you’re wearing lederhosen.
The dude right there.
Well, I'll certainly try, sir. The wedding invitations go out this week.
Excuse me... Sorry.
Mother wants me to call off the wedding and so does Todd.
Where's your Bitches Mr. Big Time Pimp
William, this is Coleman. He'll look after your day-to-day needs.
Or beats them to it.
Half of that is from me
It was close but he's going to be all right.
La Boheme, it's an opera
Why not?
Hey, I'm King Kong, the biggest, baddest guy in the jungle.
Yes
But 2/3 of the dates are after nov 1
the crop estimates for next year's orange crop
Buff Fans - They’re Panicking They’re Screaming “Sell! Sell!”
Do you really believe I would have a nigger run our family business, Randolph?
- Morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning.
And a very good night to you, sir.
- Take off your clothes. - Wait, I know my rights.
There he is. That's him. Get him.
You see, Mortimer? William has already made us a profit of $15,000.
This is an outrage, I demand an investigation.
“We’ve Done it Before”
No one wants your boomer rocks here Louie!
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you know the rules of HY I get a headstart on all axes, without exception
Ah William, where've you been? The party's already begun.
Re: Gamestop Bet you I can get rich while putting the hedge fund in the poor house
to rehabilitate culturally disadvantaged people.
They're Selling, Mortimer... Why, That's Ridiculous!
Just give me the money.
Buy and hold.
They're waiting in the last office down the hall.
I’ve got enough problems, Louie
I'll rip out your eyes and piss on your brain
Hahahahaha
All you want!
we should have a very happy New Year.
Breeding, Corey; same as in race horses. It's in the blood.
You idiot. Get back in there at once and sell, those damn Manitowoc shares!!
What unit?
Real scum Beatty
Feeling good, Ellis
Egg Nog?
- Yeah, yeah, got 'em. - 139.
Oh, sure, (s)he went to Harvard
What have you got for us?
Very sordid business.
If Mr Beeks does what we paid him to do,
Fuck Off
Yeah, it was broke. So what?
- Good morning, Mr Winthorpe. - Morning, Folsey.
Mostly, Gluck and Fine, BoSS.'
And no more phoney Irish whisky.
Good morning boom !
He's the pusher, not me.
GERALDO I GOT YOUR POOR MEASLY 7 DOLLARS
Like coffee, that you had for breakfast.