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It’ s been almost 4 weeks
Not looking good, Mike!
Maybe I'll go to the movies. By myself.
happy new year from hong
Coleman, I had the most absurd nightmare….I dreamt the Mets led the NL East all year and I talked shit non stop and commented on random Facebook pages with complete strangers. Then the Braves won the division and we ended up a wild card just like the Phillies and it was all because of this terrible horrible trumpet player!
Hey, that looks just like the dude that had me busted.
test tickle
I'm hungry, man. I've got to get something more to eat.
This is your house.
$5. Maybe I’ll go to the movies… by myself.
- My own personal shit. - You understand?
You're a Prostitute...
- Thank you, Ophelia. - What are you doing?
Rachim, Mohammed, Larry. How are you guys doing?
you've been fighting, and you smell.
- Good morning, Mr Duke. - Wilson.
Good night, sir.
- They're selling, Mortimer. - Why, that's ridiculous.
and thrown in jail, even.
Looking good, Brittani
Tell me why you think the price of pork bellies is going down.
this kinda thing happens to me every week
Absolutely, no sense rocking the boat until then.
I'm going to fight this. Someone is out to get me and I know who.
- Oh, Louis. - It's the day the crop reports come out.
embezzling funds, selling drugs.
By the way, food and rent are not the only things here that cost money.
finally
It's not my business, but he belongs behind bars.
.
I guess this is us for the rest of 2018
- For how much? - A dollar.
Do you remember me? It's Lionel Joseph.
I do not drink. It is against my religion.
Looking good, Michele
Sabrepoint
Please, anything.
- Goodbye, Winthorpe. - Goodbye, Winthorpe.
in the 208 years of the club's history.
In Baltimore, It's his second major
Will you be pitchin' in today's game Mr. beeks??
Well, I never had an instant of doubt in my mind, Mortimer.
Here, one dollar.
I think it shows incredibly bad taste for you to embarrass us like this.
What do you think? Can’t we have both?
Looking good, Carol; Looking good, JoAnn
Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, louie
Eggnog?
Both?
Yeah, the phone in the limo is busted. What is you, ignorant?
Feeling Good
Looking good, King James
Just teasing you.
I got your poor, measly 100 yards in the air, and another 300 yards combined
Looking Good, Brittani!
- I'll give you 50 bucks for it. - 50 bucks!
Grand! Great! Thanks a lot…
Me
Is there a problem officers? Merry Christmas
Jimmy you idiot Sell! Sell! Sell!
See I knew y’all was faggots, man. You ain’t jacuzzing nobody.
Frankly, Winthorpe, and I think I speak for all of us,
Merry New Year!!!
- Excellent. - I'm Randolph Duke.
Dang Gong...
don't worry sweetie i'll protect you from the cluthes of the evil brendan burns cutters man. hey evil brendan burns cutters man! what do you want (slaps) ow! i'm melting i'm melting! thanks for vanquishing the evil brendan burns cutters man ashley gallagher! you're welcome pauline cowie. anything to save the day at activ.
I know, Hamlet's girlfriend. He went crazy, she killed herself.
No.
Hey, baby, what's happening? How you doing?
Yeah.
Thanks It was a stone groove, my man
Billy Ray meets the Trumps in the White House....
It’s La-Bo”hen”. It’s an Opera.
OPEN THE WAIVER WIRE BACK UP! GIVE ME THE VIKINGS DEFENSE BACK!
Yeah.
Pork bellies, soybeans,
"La boheme" it's an opera
The good news is I'm innocent.
Now we are all here, we will have a picnic, ja?
They're very musical people aren't they?
I had to keep him under surveillance.
Advise our clients interested in bellies to buy at 64.
it used to be julie whher up at kfc and let mariah bagatis pig out on her and yell "exaquition!" but she quit so it would be gus onlytech taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Open the Casinos!
- What? - We are going to make a great couple.
To: donald trump
that one attention seeking kid in your class finally gets caught lying
It's ten o'clock - here's Johnny.
Help! Help!
Feeling good, Louis.
- When can we expect delivery? - I will be leaving DC by train.
Those men, Wanted to have sex with me!
Everytime I hear Trump say "I did nothing wrong!"
Hablamos espanol. Start rebuilding your credit by getting $25,000 in your checking account tomorrow.
Mostly Gluck and Fine, Old Chap.
Nothing can prepare you for the unbridled carnage you are about to witness.
INDEED
Thanks! You’ve been helpful!
Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like, oh sure, he went to Harvard.
Shut up and go to sleep.
They're very Barmy people aren't they
Sell SELL A
- What? - It's my turn to drive.
One of our operatives witnessed the theft.
I demand a fair hearing. At least grant me that.
Same Days
That's far enough.
I'd wait till you get to 64, then buy.
Sounds to me like you guys are a couple of bookies.