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FUCK HIM. I WANT TO PLAY GOLF RIGHT NOW
All right, hold it right here.
I don't care about heredity versus environment.
Fuck the people!! Open the country so Trump can get re-elected!!
what a scumbag
Coleman, I've had the most absurd nightmare.
it used to be mariah bagatis asking georgette mallard and gould come back to a tox-free chorus but she quit so it would be donnatella versace taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
And it was all because of this terrible, awful Negro.
How could the man I loved,
Beat the shit out of ten cops and had to change my whole strategy around.
I'm just protecting my investment. That's all.
Look at that sonogo go!
Shit!
You took care of him, baby.
Fuck them!!! They just got looped in. We’ve been stuck in this shit for 15 years.
I doubt you'll have need it but, there's a tranquilliser gun in the First Aid kit.
Gaming! All. You. Want.
Good night, Coleman. Thanks, man.
May I see your credit cards please?
Where's Biggs? Where in hell is Biggs?
toxic cheryl de coursey was on a bonkerbeweezeerbowpzone wasen't she? she was! and to this day she's still on it!
Can't we have both?
It's hit rock bottom. Come on, let's buy.
Will rendezvous at 24:00 at the Hilton Hotel, parking level D, Section 4.
- No it isn't. - Yes it is.
A quarter, just a couple of dollars.
Looking good, Suzy
Valentine very badly wants to take a hot bath and get into something comfortable.
You can't get around the minimum wage.
Nice try, Mortimer.
Fuck Him!!
David come to 3
Are you trying to entrap me right here? You guys must be getting desperate.
La No Hemw
Margin call, gentlemen.
Nobody wants to buy your drugs here, louie
I was poor and no one liked me.
What is you? Ignorant?
DEAR BARACK AND MICHELLE, WITH LOVE, FROM THE USA
You was in the tank last night, braggin' on your limousine.
Research, so he can get that top secret report, two days before it goes public.
I help you get back on your feet and you pay me, in cash, five figures.
Get the fuck out
Y'all beautiful, both of you are, the two of you.
Jacuzzi, sir?
Happy New Year.
Please to help me with my rucksack
I believe I'm still a member of this club.
Hey, Taxi!
with interest.
I’m hurting. I just need a shot of PJ.
- Tell him how you beat on the cop. - Cops, plural.
It was a stone groove, mah man!
I've Been Waiting on you coach
Seize all assets of Trump, Inc. They now belong to Mother Russia
Billy Ray Valentine Capricorn
I am Brian Mbeumo Striker from Cameroon
Can you believe it? My Harvard tie. Like, oh sure, he went to Harvard.
They're very racist people, aren't they?
But it's cheap, it's clean and it's all mine.
Politically correct Obama
Yeah, the phone in the limo is busted. What is you, ignorant?
- Louis, I'm hurting. I just need a shot. - Would you please...
We can stop right now and you can walk out on us forever.
Hello JOC?! Merry Christmas!
Fuck him!
Buy and hold.
Brett Hull fell in with the wrong crowd
Are you kidding, it's not even New Year's Eve.
Not at all, sir, no I...
When I was growing up, we want a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub. This is bad!
Yeah.
Buy 'em.
We marked three $50 bills with red X's.
Those men wanted to have sex with me.
Dammit Mijo Turn the trading machine back on!
You’re a dead them, Valentine!
Pork bellies, which is used to make bacon,
Beautiful. I suppose you'll give me this TV set for free?
Don't worry, I'll handle this, Pookums.
- Fresh air will do me good. - Lay down.
You're a free man, Valentine.
Go the matildas!!
OK with me, hon. Darn nice of her too.
La boheme It’s an opera
Something's wrong. Where's Wilson?
it used to be cheryl de coursey rubbing herself against the bitchumen and the pavement and having a good time but she quit so it would be adele dancer taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
When quitting TIAA after winning the Lottery
Get me Winthorpe.
49
In Philadelphia It's pronounced cock
Lookin good, Knick knacks.
You idiot. Get back in there at once and pitch! Pitch!
That is correct. My butler will give you $50,
If you don't go away, I shall call the police.
I mean, he looks just like the gentleman that had me busted.
Excuse me, for a moment.
You know those people?
.
and you'll give me 50 at your house?
LOU, FOR CHRIST'S SAKES, SELL!!
I don't understand it.
What do those stupid old crop reports have to do with Mumsie's party?
Oh my God, I don't believe it.
How are you doing?
They've placed their orders with us
Mr. Acuna has set the time to start drinking!
It's either kill or be killed.
Goijon?
IT's IN THE BLOOD
One dollar is all it takes for $220..
- Let's go kick some butt. - Let's go.
Now I get to say But I still I’m an Aquarius.
Valium, yellow ones, red ones, cocaine grinder, drug needles.
Anthony Davis after NBA Draft Lottery No, I believe I can hang out with you fellas for a while.
Fuck him!
What a happy day!
You and your Nobel Prize, you idiot.
Vietnam did this to me but I'm not bitter, thank you.
But 2/3 of the dates were after nov 1
which you might find in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich.
Where's Beeks? Where in hell is Beeks?
You lying... filthy... disgusting... creep.
Commando Airborne Tactics... Specialist Tactics Unit Battalion.
- Hey, Coleman. - Yes.
I feel fine and I've inconvenienced you enough.
Back to business!
- No dessert, sir? - You have it.
Hey, Winthorpe. Yo, Winthorpe.