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and you know this kisha
Every time Ty and Teri go to the Comedy Zone, Mike is in the Comedy Zone!
... ...
How much you need Mo Iight I got you
Brother, stay black.
Man you know I want some dip
Could you niggas Stay off my grass
JONES: Get up, Craig. Come on, Craig.
Mayock’s trippin, man. He want me to ask for my DE back.
Janet Jackson?
Whose car is that?
What?
Get the fuck out of my face.
Giants don’t want it with the Washington dogs
Why don't you come over. Come to my homey's house.
$ATNF Bulls to Shorts When Data Drops
Who else wants some of Cam?
"Formal education will make you a living; self-education will make you a fortune."
[PHONE LINE CLICKS]
Use water It won’t hurt
How the hell you go get Wednesday off?
Just go out, pick you 4 or $500 and go off and just dance and eat chicken and dance.
lol
Shut up.
-What? -You better not tell nobody, man.
Look at her.
F$&% Marlo it’s a beautiful day
Put the gun down.
Where mine at?
That’s my store credit Punk!
Spoon, fork and knife.
. .
Because I'm going to rehab.
GODD***, YOU GOT TO BE A STUPID MOTHAF***** TO GO TO COURT AND KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE!
That girl wider than all outside
Aw. I'm sorry.
Fuck you Charles!
Dumbass nosey neighbors B havin a nigga sooo fuckd Upp!!!!THIS AINT THAT AINT THIS,CAUSE BITCH IM STRAPPED!!!!!!!!
But when he leave...
What you got?
CRAIG: Hey.
That's why I've been Like Fuck checo
With what? You ain't got nothing, man.
Ain't nothing in this house.
STOP SLAMMIN' MY GODDAMN DOOR!
U REALLY SHOULD!
You better make that money.
Use water, it won't hurt.
Thank you. Thank you.
C'mon Debo Stall him out!
I know.
What's up, Hero
Y'all some high rollers and y'all broke.
Nigga how much you need
How much You need
" Woman I don't why you come down here messing with these people "
Fuck you.
You know you done looked at her booty before.
That girl gone
...and I-- All day long, my foot up a dog's ass.
Since you ain't getting up, I'll take these shoes.
Deebo!
Ask that nigga for a ride
When you’re still in the parking garage 5 hours later
Its the mack
Take advantage, man.
Aye Patrick back here taking a shit!!
-What she say? -She ain't seen them.
...and get knocked out like your father used to.
Mrs. Parker finer than a motherfucker.
Break yourself, fool.
Ain't nobody playing but you.
Hey, you the last brother money I'd mess with.
There you go. Get up, Craig. Get up, Craig.
For real? No shit?
Don't even ask.
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]
Oh. Nigger, that's Janet Jackson.
SMOKEY: Come on, nigger.
I bet you think you're a man with that strap on?
That's your problem
CRAIG: All right, man. All right, man.
...I be talking again.
You don't care, 2 percent, 3 percent, buttermilk.
-You need to stay off that crack. -Get out.
Give me tge money
WHEN SOMEONES ON YOUR SACK
What's up, Big Perm?
Fool.
Me to city ordinance: "I'm just gonna tuck mine in."
Don’t ever ever ever come by here
Look, look, look. She bending over.
I was just bullshitting And you know this maaaan
...I started feeling funny as hell.
I know.
All these niggers around here might be scared of you.
I know what I'm doing, man.
Give me some chili Fritos
Use water, it won't hurt.
What you gonna give me?
Mariel at The ski resorts
Peace out.
Don't laugh. It ain't funny.
Look, Hector almost hit his nasty ass.
CRAIG: I'm clowning.
CRAIG: Look what you did to my curtain.
What time you waking up in the morning?
You DONT love me bitchh
Come over here and sit down. Right here.
How much you need nigga
JOI: Uh-uh. Hell, no.
Get up!
An
...make your ass wake you up and take out that damn trash.
HER MOMMA GOT ASS TOO
I didn't know you wanted it back, homey. It's right here.
Ask THAT Bitch for some money!
Craig, you ain't got to lie.
What you gonna do with that besides make me mad?
WHO?! DEEBO!
Hurry up with the garbage. I got some more work for you.
Get up get on up
.
You just tell the bitch, whoever she is, When I catch her ima beat her ass
She gonna cry in the conference room
That girl wider than all outside
Hi, Mrs. Jones.
Hey this the registry I ain’t gon tell nobody else
She love me in the morning
So we gonna kick it or what? Daaaaammmmmnnnn!
Ewwwwwwww!
Ask that bitch for some money!!!
. .
-What? -You a hype.
What I Say!!!???
Is Dana in there?
When you don’t want to workout but you remember this quote…
You know I wouldn't trip.
. .
You said this was indo.
All right.
*2nd day*
I know you don't wanna fight me because you're nothing but a bitch too.
I told you The grid be letting you know, evil lurks.
What time yo (Baby) momma leavin'?
Roll the dice.
Meme This you
Don’t even talk, with all the horses missin’ they hair around here
Get the hell on, Felisha.
I'm in here on the phone.
Man I don't do that gay shit
[PHONE RINGS]
The weed be letting you know Evil lurks
You just tell the bitch, whoever she is, when I catch her, I'm gonna beat her ass.
Rich
I heard they hiring too
BETTER GET YOUR ASS OFF YOUR SHOULDERS
Yeah, well, yeah. She whiter than a motherfucker too.
Sit yo ass down
After ad
Weed is from the earth.
Jerry says I remind him of Tom Brady
What you gone give me?
Buyer’s be doin a drive-by
Man, you know I want some Steph!
I don't think so.
Eat it on the 4th, by the 18th, everybody trying to get to the bathrooms.
I'll see you later.
Without Deebo, neighborhood build never be the same
For real? Damn.
I know this.
-Oh. Here you go. DANA: Hey, it's too early.
What?
JOI: What?
Night how much you need
What’d she say?!
You Just Tell The Bitch, Whoever She Is, When I catch her, IMA BEAT HER ASS!
Because it's Friday.
Shut yo punk ass up befo I drop you like I did dis bitch
what you know about candlesticks?
I did. I went in there to pick up my check.
CRAIG: Shit.
What'd you say, honey?
I ain't going ever smoke weed again.
Kendrick J Cole
Man you lucky
Hey, uh, this is Smokey.
-Oh, so they opened that already? -Yep.
SMOKEY: Damn.
Ask that BITCH for some money
Dana, wait up.
Hurry up
.
Get these for me.
-Who? -Craig.
Mr. Jones. Mr. Jones.
Fuck Worm.
When I was coming up, we didn't have milk, cereal, a bowl to eat in.
Puff puff give
.
Where mine at?
Go ask that bitch for some money!!!
How you gonna drop the Q word on your day off
You kids today ain't nothing but punks. Sissified.
Cool.
[PLOPPING IN WATER]
[DOOR SLAMS]
Deebo!
Bye, Erin.
Cowboy Fans to 49ers Fans....
I got all the game
Whos that bitch
Gotta keep moving
Give me the gun.
Not a d*** one.
Nigga how much you need ?
Goddamn.
I wonder where she going.
Go ask her for a feature Brrr
[LAUGHING]
AND SHE REALLY DO
Buy me a 40oz for my birthday
Dillion brooks right now
-How your eye? -Oh, it's cool.
When you going to let me fuck, Mrs. Parker?
You ain’t got to lie Nate you ain’t got to lie