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♪ I'm the nigga waitin'for you in the dark
Remember eight-tracks? Gone! Betamax? Gone.
To the whites who consider themselves establishment,
Teacher on Friday night
Don't worry.
Now, which would you prefer, Albert?
Don't be touchin' me, man, OK?
How does it feel when CB4 Sniff that Ghetto D
[ding]
that Cell Block 4 actually did spend the night in jail.
Best balls I ever had. You got King Kong balls.
- ♪ You can feel the - ♪ Sweat from my balls
Yo, White! Chill on the blow-by-blow, all right?
[Albert] Daliha!
They're goin' to jail!
Every Monday On Facebook Be Like...
♪ It feels like I'm living in a zoo...
♪ When I'm with my homies we're rollin' Can't love a car unless it's stolen
It would be like sendin' 'em home! Sissy? Baby, where are ya?
doin' the wrong thing can get you.
- Do you defile women with your lyrics? - Yeah.
I was naked with the first black woman I've ever made love to.
- Fake-ass Bruce Willis. - You can let him go.
Yo, me myself, I'm gettin' my sisters a maid.
[snapping]
Yo!
I'm gonna find Kurtis Blow. I know you're out there. I'm comin' to get ya!
Me myself, I am building a boat to carry the sun people back to Africa.
[Gusto] OK, I got a question for this so-called Gusto.
This is Sissy. You remember Sissy, don't you?
All my life I wanted to be a stupid nigger
- ♪ No, we didn't - ♪ Well, don't get us wrong
That's it. Assume the position, baby.
♪ Say up jump the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Are you OK?
Now CB4 is over or you're dead.
I Wanna Watch My Tourettes guy
Didn't anybody tell you this is a free country!
But I gotta tell you, if I get something better to do, I'm steppin'.
- Get off me! - Get 'em outta here!
- You see the new En Vogue video? - Cindy is fine!
Pimp them motherfuckin' hos.
♪ I need you
I'm lovin' this. Why don't we go to the phone lines,
Shut up, man.
♪ It's not Michael Jackson and this is not Thriller
In Jones We Trust Productions.
GTFOH U hip Hop Hoes
[music continues]
But you get yourself a fabulous motor vehicle,
You should stop by for additional spiritual instruction.
♪ When I'm in your neighbourhood You better dig a moat
Trustus. You can't trust me, you can't Trustus.
No, you don't understand. The cool thing about George Jefferson
What about you, Rip?
It won't never last! Remember black-and-white TV? Gone!
on Weird Warren's V-V-V-V... Video Countdown.
- It's gonna make a great video. - I wouldn't unload my camera just yet.
- Now, crawl over here. - I don't mind crawlin'.
You know, I look back at that time as sort of paying dues.
♪ Stab Master
All that shit, you know. Cut it down my size or somethin', you know.
Can I have your autograph? Yeah, yeah, little kiddie.
[both] Nah!
- ♪ Here we go, come on - ♪ Come on
Where's my money, motherfucker?
I was wondering, what's your favourite dessert?
So, you call yourself a man?
And otis, you used to be the coolest virgin I ever seen in my life.
- What, you ashamed of me? - No.
Stop right here!
I gotta be, with all those sisters.
♪ Off a cliff I'm drivin'you over
You can really feel the electricity here.
[snapping]
♪ Yo, Rick, I was about to But I need a shoehorn
♪ Now we rocked all 20 and come correct
I still gotta deal with Gusto.
Just a sip. I'll Slap You.
♪ 'Cause I'm the wackiest, there's no question, I can dance
♪ Have you ever seen a show when fellows on a mic