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No. You leave.
But I do have your pants, so if you want them, come with me.
Listen. Hey, nobody knows about this,
Export
OK.
Do you think so?
- Look at my face. - No, I get it. I just...
- Hey, Eli. - Hey.
I keep bleedin'...
I haven't seen you in... wow.
Pick up some of that kettle corn.
It's been a year. It's time to move on.
Chuck! Chuck! Will you please fuck off? Please?
i told you that this was a pijama party.
My friend, she's having a party. I'm already so late.
I'm incredibly easy to get.
- Do you want to call and just? - Yeah.
A hungry pioneer lost on the trail.
- Let's not talk about it. - Oh, OK. OK.
...I love you.
You can have the rest.
I work 80 hours a week, doing 36-hour shifts.
Emma, no.
"God, I want to, like, drive over there and tell him in person."
- OK! Yeah! - Great. Great.
- Nice. - Bravo, bravo.
The other, as if everything is a miracle."
"There are only two ways to live your life.
"Hi."
- And that's a good idea? - Yeah, it'll be fine.
- You wanna go get a coffee? - No, thanks.
- Hey, Dad. - Hey.
- Weird. - Wow.
That's so romantic.
- Here's our itinerary. - You made me an itinerary?
Oh, by the way, I enjoyed your dad's TV show.
- Hey. ...three-two-five-one.
- I don't know. - Come on.
You have 45 seconds to cum inside my pussy
- Happy birthday, happy birthday - Hap... py!
Do you think so?
I really like you.
I know. I hurt you. I'm sorry.
WOW! THIS IS ALL MOVING SO FAST!
Coming!
...the tomatoes are Australian.
She said I should hook up with other people.
Why are you not trying to fuck that girl?
Damn!
You look like a pumpkin, bitch!
Yep, I'm definitely gay.
OK. You know, I don't want to freak you out, but...
Hit me.
I'm so sorry.
and then three months in, my therapist died.
- Yeah. - That flippy thing, what was that?
What are you doing?!
Do you have someplace I could put my boner?
Thank you.
- So, that's that story. - Cheers.
- You have to come. - No, I don't.
So, when I have to tell someone that someone they loved died,
...if you come any closer,
But you should just know that I'm gonna be there right next to her every day,
With who? "Bones"? Who's Bones?
Kush Kush
Sometimes my neck gets sore…because my brain is so big
With the height difference?
- You should be taking care of him. - I can't do this. I can't do it.
- Hi. - Hi.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm pretty good at this.
- That's really sweet. Thanks, guys. - Fuck you!
How are you?
Lisa...
No, Adam, it's after 10pm.
OK, full disclosure:
and she looks happy, and...
You look nice.
Don't list me as your emergency contact. I won't come.
A couple hours.
Adam. All right, I'm not the perfect dad.
and have sex for, I'm guessing, ten minutes.
Are you crying?
- So tall... - And he's so, like...
- Happy? - Annoyingly happy, all the time.
You look beautiful today.
Very nice.
BMW
I'm not saying Alvin and I did mushrooms together,
- Did we do it? - We had sex.
- Hey, Benji! Good scene. - Cool. Thanks.
- Where are you, Dad? - It's Nemo.
Boyfriend. And my best friend.
and I might start avoiding you in the hallway, that's all.
It was a really nice funeral.
I'm so glad you guys could join us for dinner.
I didn't know you were dating someone.
but I just need to know how drunk you are."
- Hey. Nice moves. - Hey.
I moved here a week ago.
- Seriously, it's distracting for me. - Thank you. For reading it.
How do they change these lightbulbs?
Thank you. Yeah, that's... that's funny.
You do?
But there is this extra episode right before the break.
Wait, wait, wait. Fuck, fuckety-fuck. What was it? Stop.
I don't know why I wasted so much time pretending I didn't care.
She's quick. Like a puma.
- You remember when I went to Cabo? - Yeah.