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God, how awesome is it gonna be not having that pig wandering the halls?
I'm gonna have tomato and strawberry.
Maybe he's just over-compensating.
No. You don't.
I was meeting a guy for a date. I know you're thinking.
[J.D.] Just like that, whatever burden of responsibility I felt was lifted.
is there anything anyone could have done?
why I should put both my feet on the floor,
- It all goes right here. - Could this be any more of a nightmare?
Or that.
Todd, do you have second?
I won't tell anyone if you don't.
Come on! God!
- [cracking] - [Screaming]
He liked to light matches off my neck.
- You hang tight, all right? - OK.
Stay away from my organs.
Chicks dig gay dudes.
got his days wrong and would be waiting with roses.
[Both pagers beeping]
is that I get to come to this hospital every day and help keep people alive.
Oh, no. What the hell? Did you follow me here?
We had three separate patients waiting for transplants.
Hey, wanna go splitsies on some deli counter meatloaf?
Stop it.