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That's my boy! Yeah!
Well, sir, like my daddy always said:
Well, Hank, I don't want to sneeze during your backswing.
by the Texas Propane Association...
Howdy, partners. Welcome to the Panhandler.
- Put 'er there, partner! - Mr. Holloway?
Well, you've got one heck of a nerve.
When have I ever needed a three-figure entertainment budget...
That's one of them new counterfeit-proof Benny Franklin hundred-dollar bills.
the Original "what are those"?
'Cause this is where Holloway Hollows is going up.
But the man I admire most is a real Texan.
And here's one for you.
I thought so. You've got something right there on your back, honey.
It's the Cowboy Code. So I gave him my boots.
J.R., I want to buy a six-shooter.
And you two, get off! I've gotta return this pimpmobile in the same condition.
Boy, Thatherton, those are some pretty tough sales quotas, I tell you what.
- And three scoops of ice cream. - Now, hold on, son.
How about you, "J.R."?
And I want to thank my dad...
Home of the world's longest salad bar, and second-longest sneezeguard.
We do it for the money, cowboy.
I always thought you were afraid to wear boots 'cause your toes are fat.
I tell you what!
Well, howdy, Hank.
Please, ma'am! I'm trying to carry on a conversation!