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and my balls tattooed to look like launch exhaust.
Oh, well, maybe I can do something else.
Ohhh!
My VCR's still broken. Did you remember to watch Survivor?
Peter, what if I said, " I keep your head dry, you wear me in the bathroom"?
So far, you've failed everything,
How's he gonna know what we're saying?
and now I don't hate them anymore.
Of course. We come to America for financial opportunities, Peter,
Hey, what do you say we get some of them burritos?
Because Speedy Gonzales is an immigrant and a bad influence on our children.
Peter, you didn't even know what 9/11 was until 2004.
I'm sacrificing a goat to Toby Keith.
Peter, you must go. We will find our own way.
Give me another one. Give me another one.
Course there's a very easy way of detecting fraud.
7 x 401 = 2807
I'll never forget you Gerardo
Gregory Peck Has Been in That Stall for Over 45 Minutes Now.
It's not a handout, it's a job.
Is there anyone here who hasn't had a c-section?
- Drink that. - What is it?
Hey, listen, don't tell me what Toby Keith wants.
I have central air.
Daddy, we don't want any special treatment.
Our wives stayed with us.
Here's The 40-Year-old Virgin,
You were so beautiful, and I loved you,
And here comes the parade!
Good. Have a seat.
Yeah, I love a rainy night