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We're here as a family, and we're going to live as a family.
Could you say whole speech again in Spanish?
- Hello, fat ass. - Lois, immigrants don't take handouts.
Hi, Mr. Pewterschmidt!
- I stay and watch? - No!
How the hell do you guys do this every day?
USA!
They are part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor. Take him away.
- I get involved? - What?
while I'm reading USA Today.
We are gonna have sex at some point!
Peter, you do realize there's a difference between loving America
- I come in anyway? - No! Go away!
You don't see Nike or Microsoft or General Motors or Ford or Boeing
Now, look, don't get upset, but I've been so worried about you
You wear me to keep you dry.
that I never filled out the paperwork to make you a citizen.
Oh, well, then no thank you.
Wait a minute, hang on, everybody.
he got his wish.
- Housekeeping? - Not now!
- No! No, I'm not doing that. - I stick finger in your mouth?
In a world where pirates are gay but Orlando Bloom isn't,
So, I created his American equivalent, Rapid Dave.
I do, because I'm her father, and she's 16. What are you, like 38?
- Peter, what brings you here? - Hi, Mom.
to make sure all our personnel are legal citizens.