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So I was thinking...
After my first date with NeiI...
-Drinks are good? MAN: Yeah, one more.
Mom.
Just go in the cIoset for a second. Just for a second.
RECORDING: All messages erased.
No, I'm cooI.
No, I want you to stop doing anything nice.
ALEX: Hey, SkiIo!
No.
With smaIIer pores and bigger impIants.
no discs? well get a disc if you want i'd just hate to see it muck your computer up that's all.
I'm on it, though, don't worry.
They don't.
How can there not be a diaI tone? How can there not be a diaI tone?
Yes.
-Chug a beer then. PAIGE: No, I'm not chugging a beer.
Okay, no, that's brilliant.
But my Iast husband, he was a gem.
[SIGHS]
JANINE: Sweetie? What's going on with your hair?
GIRL: Watch this. Ready?
I don't know what she's doing. I cannot read her signaIs.
AIex, this is jacked.
WeII, thanks for the inspirationaI pep taIk.
Oh, he's cute.
I'm gonna caII him.
Are you supposed to Iet them pass you by?
Hi. What's going on?
-ReaIIy? MARY: Yeah, you know.
I just got hard.
-Oh, my God. -What?
So?
Just that and that, pIease.
Thank you. I think I figured it out.
You smeII weird.
Because I can't have someone Iying to me.
...and then we can skip aII the nonsense.
He said it was nice meeting me.
It's obvious she won't sIeep with you.
JANINE: Why do you even bother Iocking it? -What?
[MARY LAUGHING]
Like, you pick up the phone, you find out who it is, then you know.
This.
Right.
...poo.
[HAMMERING]
[SHOWER RUNNING]
Um-- Uh-- Pittsburgh.
Hey. Great party.
-Just caII. JOSHUA: Oh, honey, no, on speaker.
No, I was just sitting here...
yes me mom's a disease now. she spreads spectrulatiions 50X followed by disteria 77X then e-number fever NACI 78X! yes she causes a dumbosterifieleria outbreak! yes she won't cure herself she's holes in blood vessels from constantly yanked out curvy leg hairs.
Oh, man.
Nothing, I was just-- I was taking you up on your offer.
Okay.
I want you to stop worrying about me.
-ReaIIy? -ReaIIy.
''Hey, Conor, it's Gigi.
Baby, what are you doing? It's our turn. Forget the dip. Come on, come on.
That's not true. I don't know why I said that.
I absoIuteIy was not taIking about you.
...and having the power...
And we faII asIeep on the phone after taIking for hours.
GIGI: And there it is.
WeII, that's okay. You can just caII me when you find it.
Thank you.
But I....
[BEN CHUCKLES]
Sure. One more. KeteI and soda?
...right.
Whatever. None of it's working.
Conor Barry.
-I got you 2 percent. -Thanks.
Gershwang What's that?
-ReaIIy? -Yeah.
...and things continue to, you know....
...a good time the other night.
I had no idea this was your class.
ReaIIy?
-AIways? -Yeah, aIways.
That Iook straight to you?
Seven. But stiII, it's a Iong time.
So you don't throw away some personaI items.
-No way. -Yeah.
-Yeah, I know. -Jesus.
So trust me when I say if a guy is treating you Iike he doesn't give a shit...
Hey, oh, KeIIi Ann.
If he wants to see me, he'II caII.
Wasn't expecting visitors.
-I don't know what you're taIking about. -Oh, reaIIy?
It was just so unoriginaI.
Hey, Gigi, it's AIex.
Me too.
And now you have to go around checking aII these different portaIs...
Any word from Beth?
Oh, my God. I never won anything before.
Gay signaIs have nothing to do with straight signaIs.
You're a happiIy married guy.
It's totaIIy cIear to me now. He's Watts.
Shit.
And I wanna make you happy.
Devon seems Iike...
I need to make you happy...
Oh, shit, yeah? WeII, how Iong ago?
Right. ''I'm just thinking of your happiness.''
He's at a reaI-estate conference in D.C. But there'II be a Iot of singIe guys.
Because of the signs.
-I said-- -I heard you.
Don't worry, I'II be there. I'II taIk you through it.
-Hi. -Hi.
It's aIways the same and it has happened to you, my friend.
...am I not supposed to be friends with a guy just because he's married?
-Gross. -No.
-But I've Ioved you for seven years-- -Ah-ah.
I mean, this guy couId've had surgery, Ieaving him without a voice box...
You don't wanna be Iike your mother, wake up one morning...
Conor's never gonna caII you.
But I'm so attracted to you. I just-- I want both.
For this house.
Oh, my gosh, it's Bridget. Hi!
The ruIe is that guys who cheat on you don't care about you much.
See, you can't keep being nice to me...
I'd let him sweat.
No, that is not why I'm teIIing--
I'II say it to the whoIe room if you want.
Come on, it's buIIshit for every woman...
I mean...
BETH: Daddy, Iay down, okay?
beryl trayal are you a distant cousin of faye's? yes.
I taIked to NeiI. I toId him.
[HUMAN LEAGUE'S ''DON'T YOU WANT ME'' PLAYS ON PHONE]
I don't think so. I'm sure he hasn't caIIed.
HonestIy, we may not have the best insight.
The second-date kiss is way more intimate.