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Y'all are too slow. Slow on the uptake.
And it's annoying.
Amateurs. Money, generated from the site!
I'm with the fellas on this one.
Boy, you're havin' quite a day, Super‐chief.
Do you wanna know what? That's your problem right there.
Except kids falling off bikes maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids fall off bikes
It's very much like that, except for farts.
(DAN FARTS)
(DAN FARTS)
You're the other end.
taking advantage of a growing trend was not stealing.
Go.
Here's what we've done. I am, at this point,
And none of this beauty's farts.
(FARTING)
Valencia.
We got a problem.
Tomorrow's gonna be a great day for hay.
Too much, likely.
describe clash of clans. Me:
You were in a Godzilla movie the other dayyyy
What are you? Some kind of fart purist?
Okay, Dan.
Not to creepin' farts, or spam farts...
I...
Now there's a renovation.
No one cares about your cat's farts.
(CAT FART RECORDING PLAYING)
But did you actually think you were the only ones in the world to have it?
and he says, "Hey, why don't you come take a shits in the girls' bathroom?"
We've summoned you here today to talk about your Fartbook profile.
Well, that's their problem. Not ours.
Who should we target to buy ad space on Fartbook?
So he's gonna think you wanna fucking wheel him.
And we want 30%.
That's what I appreciate about you.
heads on down to the washroom there,
It's not what you said. You better settle down over there
I don't wanna be smelling a dude's ass all the time. Get real.