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How are you now?
Some real rectal turbulence.
All your allegations... All of them, completely fricken' false. Baseless.
You have a bit of our attention,
And that's how he met his lovely Eunice.
Farts should never come between the love of a man and a woman.
Not what Fartbook is all about.
I don't give a shit about your kids
Look, y'all had a good idea, all right?
What's that?
I think we should pump the brakes on Fartbook.
Are we?
I heard it was Boots who fucked the ostrich. No.
You drop deuces in every orifice of your body, you fuckhead!
No. Why not?
#stickypapers #leafblowers #you sit on a tug #leafblower
Hard no
But we own 30 percent.
(FART RECORDINGS PLAYING)
So, he became real popular with his friends,
That's right.
I don't know what happened just now.
What? We are at home.
I'm not friends with Wayne yet. But I wanna be.
Do you wanna know what? He's right.
I'll drop an Alabama Hot Pocket in your deuce maker, Charlie.
It was very addicting.
There was never a "The."
my second cousin's got IBS.
It's everywhere.
Oh, yeah? You got a phone number for the internet, Dan?
Okay.
Um...
Stewart, I did not steal anything.
(FARTING SOUNDS)
Oh, that's because there's so many cute farts. Like I can't even keep up.
What question?
You had a terrific idea. Congratulations.
And I went over there with my second‐cousins.
You appreciate my metaphors, Katy.
(GRUNTING) Meritorious!
Who cares? Not Glen, right?
(GROANS) Fucking sort yourselves out.
Well, if you don't puts it on the internet,
in every single one. That like, "Say cheese."