HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
Hey! Hey! Fuck it!
If you were the inventors of Fartbook, you'd have invented Fartbook.
too goddamn much to take that risk.
Huh. No. Huh.
And I like it because you can put different filters on all of your farts and it's fun.
Boy howdy.
What the fuck are you looking at, you fuckin' pilon?
Fartbook dies today.
In all fairness, Dary, that's a two‐way street.
He's gonna think that you wanna turn on the jets.
I'm coming back for everything.
Just like...
We're supposed to be napping right now, boys.
No you never. Ain't no reason to get excited.
Agreed. And we should also get Katy into the fracas. I'll talk to her.
(WHISPERS) Nothing.
We're comin' phezzy!
But, drop the "The." Just, Burpbook. It's cleaner
No it isn't. It's true.
R eally Scraping The Bottom Of The Yoghurt Cup For That Nugget Of Wisdom, Aren't You?
Go away. (HOARSELY) Let's go.
(BOTH PANTING)
Tear you into a Pop‐Tart!
if I do say so myself.
Exactly.
But, drop the "The." Just, Fartbook. It's cleaner.
Suggestions?
Is geo‐stamping farts a good idea?
(WHISPERING) No... No...
Once we get enough members playing the butt trumpet,
Instead of putting your phone on silent, you put in on silent...
If she's always listening to your ass acoustics,
I guarantee she'll be slower and slower to crawl into bed with you at night.