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When did we ask for your attention?
it could have a positive impact on their lives.
Now boys, because I'm feeling generous,
the filter that I invented myself. I call it...
But look how cute they are.
(FART RECORDING PLAYING)
Not too bad. Good, and you? Huh?
Fine.
Get some feedback. Iron out the bugs.
(HIP‐HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Really scraping the bottom of the yoghurt cup for that nugget of wisdom, aren't you?
How are we gonna fuck this pig?
Allons‐y.
DARYL: I don't...
and we're in the Lord's house, I'm gonna play you
We started Fartbook so that good folks could share farts with other good folks.
Nope.
someone who farms ostriches.
But don't think that we're gonna sit here and enjoy listening to you lie.
So, all things considered, this whole thing's pretty fucking juvenile,
But this pretty young girl just dropping a shits,
If you think, if you think it's a good idea...
Like that person who just happens to have burst out laughing in every group photo
I have millions...
right there in the middle of the bathroom floor.
I genuinely enjoy farts.
Where's Glen?
Heck! You wouldn't mind a quick heads up from a fella
Sad story. Boo‐hoo. Toot‐toot!
(SIGHS)
Hey, has Katy liked any of your farts on Fartbook?
Well, I feel like if other people could hear that crack splitter
So?
So, he drinks a coffee, eats a bran muffin,
So, driving Pete's family's out of town, he had a bit of a Texas Hold'em Tournament.
Because the last time I checked,
So it's like, if I didn't send it, then I'd be stuck having bad shaboink forever.
No I never. I said yesterday it was fit for a demolition derby.
I mean, I gots to check my emails.
Is this a true story?
STEWART: Where's Katy?
liking and commenting on everyone's farts but contributing nothing yourself.
we'll have to suspend your membership.
God help us all.
I could watch the Rangers break up the "kid line"
Like the... Little bull snort there in the middle there, Stewart.
There's certain things that should stay sacred between a man and a woman.
I can't remember the last time five men came in this church so aggressively.
WAYNE: Wanna know, that's...
Yeah, you know what else kids love, keys. (KEYS JINGLING)