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But deadly. You are an idiot.
Get in the house.
You boys ever had a peanut butter sandwich?
there is a market for gentlemens what can find ladies who like, uh, farts,
So what are you supposed to do? Just hold it in?
And that's your lesson for today, folks, farts always win.
You better lawyer up, asshole,
MEN: Fartbook.
who's about to steam press his Calvins.
Beggars can't be choosers.
I could watch the Rangers break up the "kid line" all day. I dont give a shit about their "kids"
(GRUNTS)
And not one of this grain fed,
Well there's nothing better than a fart.
How are you now? Hey.
DAN: You know, I've been thinking about Fartbook...
I've got a couple pals who'd appreciates it too.
emotionally, or spiritually capable of doing.
How we gonna fuck that pig?
Outstanding. Well, I have an idea,
For example,
Better slow down there, Big‐shoots.
or I'm gonna come talk to you...
But also, "Fuck! It's your house."
DAN: No. IBS, the International Business Solution?
That's when I come over there and give it the beats.
WAYNE: (EXCLAIMS) Oh! Fuck's sake. Jesus!
Then he falls down his own piss‐soaked stairs.
DAN: I think maybe we pulled the cord too quick on that, you parachute.
Good and you? Not so bad.
Gail. Duh...
Not now. Need 20 minutes. STEWART: Okay.
We could find someone,
is going to think their cat's or kid's farts are super special and unique.
(DISTORTED FART RECORDING)
You have no photos and no farts
Here. Here's the one I like the best.
Now, let's talk about marketing.
Fucking vampire... Pipe down, idiots.
You stole our idea. Hmm...
And I enjoy a horizontal refreshment for my vertical smile
and be like, "Hey, why don't you comes over here and takes a shits?"