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like him.
'That's probably as far as I can truthfully go on the endearment stakes.'
Johnson seemed very jazzed.
Three-day bender and then Mark got fired cos of me
HE CHUCKLES Great.
'Second year in a row.'
time to grab your nuts and splurge.
♪ Cos I'm in hell. ♪
I'm sorry, Mark. You've just stepped into the arena naked.
is the most thoughtless, selfish, venal idiot I've ever met in my life.
Look, could we grab a coffee for five minutes?
There you go, you naughty monkey. Drink it nicely this time.
I just thought it might be comforting.
Oh, shall I do the do with the party stuff?
Look, Joe, I'm sorry, but the truth is I'm 40
I guess is what you're meant to say.
then he accidentally got locked in my room for a few hours?
the love of my life is buying cruise tickets with her husband
us two - brains and the funny one,
'Tell her we're leaving.' Hi, Mark.
the old, stick-up-his-arse, boring-jumper one
You're getting fucked by a flagpole in your tiny little vagina.
HANS: Shut the fuck up.
I wouldn't have expected you to...mate.
but I got you a lovely present to say sorry for making you lose your job
We'll probably never fully understand, like Stonehenge.
APPLAUSE 'Oh, fuck!
'I'm kidding myself. April's never gonna call me.'
'She didn't see, she didn't see. Calm down, Mark.'
but they still turn up every week, don't they, the pricks?
we've lived together for shit long and it's been...
'Got to keep the attention.'
She's a beast, mate.