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...so I'm just gonna lay it out there, okay?
Goddamn!
When someone try's to give u a bullshit excuse
Anybody that disobeyed the coach and the team...
How could Priscilla dump me, Jake Wyler?
Nice turtleneck.
You'd never suspect that everyone on the Enterprise is a professional dancer.
Excuse me.
If Janey wants to be a rug-muncher, that's her decision.
Oh, God. I can't believe you fell for that crap.
Oragasm Jerking
I don't like sundaes.
You put the "ass" in "embarrassment." The "boo" in "taboo."
- Sleeping bags. - Check.
Let's make like trees and branch
"Yes."
she's got a gun!
Janey, you know Dad's rule.
No.
And now the moment every popular guy who's made a bet...
God.
- My eyes were shut. - And we couldn't even...
Only if we’re horizontal
...I was actually saying "hey" to the person behind you.
Hey, how you doing? Welcome.
What's going on?
- It's my mother. - You have her eyes.
...human excrement!
Tell me, Mom, what should I do?
Go! Fight! Win!
Let's get it straight. This isn't a cheerocracy.
That make me kind of sad in pants.
The red zone is for the loading and unloading ofpassengers.
What the hell are you doing here?
- Peace out, brother. - Honest mistake.
Oh, is that amusing?
...who would like to share their poem with the class?
Eat my shorts!
...like to dance?
When im watching your mortar
Janey, I just thought...
I'm looking for somebody really messed up.
You're on, Austin.
Is that what your generation considers humor?
I give them handjobs.
Marty!
I'm not ordinary.
I've loved her since I first saw her.
Motherfucker.
This isn't funny!
I can't believe what we just did, Molly.
I don't know what that was for.
Oh, it's already been broughten.
Five more concussions and you'll die. You should take it easy.
Congratulations. You just got your first slow-motion entrance.
I smell a bet
I'm only in the song because I'm a black guy
...Oscar Wilde.
If you're going to have sex, do it in my parents' bedroom.
- This is the final call... - Why not?
Cry me a River dickface
Hell, I'd do em !
Eat my Shorts
...any girl could be prom queen. - I smell a bet.
Am I right?
...may I present to you the new and improved...
Hold it right there, mister.
I'll bet you lose that bet...
I make the cheercisions, I will deal with the cheeronsequences.
Wham, bam! What the fuck just happened?
Here's Ricky!
Jake knocked you up, didn't he?
Coach says it's ok to fly barefoot over the open ocean.
Way too much information.
Anyone?
Maybe it's that construction.
Goodnight and sweet dreams Pumpkin-tits
- I was just in my office. I heard a ruckus. - Can you describe this ruckus, sir?
I actually got to go. Sorry.
Come on, leave him alone!
All right.
And all I wanted was a little Betsy Wetsy doll.