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Coooock
There's a whole otherperson inside ofboth of us.
She went out there. On her own. There's Charlie everywhere.
I had to take on all of her responsibilities:
What do you win, Foster?
My sophomore year, I ran 14 in on my own with a sprained ankle...
Great. Great.
Even ifit with dirty slut
Something about Paris. Her tour was over.
...Kara and Sara Fratelli. - Fuck.
No, way too easy.
Cry me a river, dickface.
"Lick My Pussy Ass Cock Shit
Girl go pee-pee not something I want to see see.
Betty...
- You did great out there. - I blew the game, Janey.
Anorexic, superficial?
I did it. I'm a miracle worker
She took forever this time.
Break it down Niggas
Go to her
Pumpkin Tits Hahaha
No, honey. I'll probably just be way too drunk.
Oh, Jake.
That's what I'm here for Pumpkin tits!
Even a hippie albino. She could be prom queen.
It's her birthday, Dad.
- Show us how drunk you are! - Go for it!
coach says it's ok to stop breathing
Wise up to Jake's bullshit. Stop being such a dumb-ass.
- Bring what, Priscilla? - Bring it.
Congratulations. You blew my perfect season.
...mix tape for your birthday.
- That's not fair. - Cry me a river, dickface.
I love it when Janey says See you in English
Holy cow.
Shit!
All right, that's it.
So I told her, "Take the old lady and send your mama back."
Hey, Ricky. How was your weekend?
...is merely a parade of nasty...
I'd say you're one big fucking train wreck.
Mid Poo Is not Poo??
...l'm-madly-in-love-with-you...
I masturbate to that movie.
Christmas, 1989. Dad had been fired from the zipper factory.
I feel the same way.
We were just sitting here like we're supposed to.
want to dance
Mr. Not-First-String-Anymore, isn't first-string anymore.
Oh, God. No.
...is hot.
You take away the makeup, the clothes...
Where's my little angel?
It would be an honor, and a privilege.
will you be that shark?
No longer steal Grandfather's porn.
Why is it when I tell a girl to put it anywhere...
Sweet dude
So...
Congratulations to the men and women nominated forprom queen.
...and say things like "Damn," "Shit," and "That is whack!"
Paris Air, flight 805 to art school in Paris...
Yeah! I'll make you forget all about losing prom queen.
I want you.
- Oh, my God! - Get out of the road!
I never said anything about a bet.
Hey, watch it, man!
...and I'll bet that you can't turn her into prom queen.
Nobody's ever taken a dump on your chest?
I'm sorry, Jake. We met over spring break.
What are you doing? Over here!
Excuse me!
This year's prom king is...