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Then I do know a Belgian joke.
They're great, aren't they?
"I'm Totally In Your Debt."
I suppose they must get really sad about, like,
Where's my gun?
'it's been very nice, all the old buildings and that,
Purgatory.
Hey, hang on. Is Belgium where there were all those child abuse murders lately?
Don't say you didn't have it coming.
No!
I think you need to weigh up all your options and let your conscience decide.
I'd have stuck the gun in me mouth on the fucking spot!
Something good and happy. Because he wasn't a bad kid, was he?
Nothing, Harry.
You've gone off me, now, haven't you? Just because I hit that fucking cow.
No, I won't let you up there! Put that gun away, right now!
Well, he's on a lot of ketamine.
Harry Waters got him.
Well, that's globalization, isn't it? Is Ray there with you?
Just tell him I'll have probably killed meself in a fortnight, anyway.
Some people just aren't cut out for it, Ray.
Couldn't get enough of it, the medieval part of town.
Your side's already picked for you.
In here it says, 'The Belgians twice sheltered fugitive English Kings
Just horseshit.
Keep driving!
Herve Villechaize, I know, did.
What's Belgium famous for?
He pauses, even though he should just hit the cunt.
which would actually be really good.
When someone shows up And Texts in the meme chat
Harry.
Yeah, yeah, I know I said you couldn't,
You're a shoplifter?
I'm sorry, Chloe.
Right, you.
Except...
Take your pick, Mr. Waters.
- Where? - To the left when you come out.
People go around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf.
Yeah. Yeah, it's rubbish.
Was he going on to you about the cannons?
He's in the toilet.
Huh?
There are a lot of alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park.
I'm really sorry for karate-chopping you the other night.
The bar to the left.
And you think it's okay to come over to Belgium
Well?
So, like, I believe in trying to lead a good life.
Stop whingeing like a big gay baby.
Jesus, Ken, I'm trying to talk about...
Not many people. Most of them were not very nice people.
Sorry, Ray.
I'm assuming you've got your gun on you.
I don't like Bruges, it's a shithole.
See, Ken, this is the kind of hotel Harry should have put us in.
Yeah. Canadians.
I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves.
You little fucking cunt.
I'm not allowed to and you are? How's that fair?
He came at me with a bottle. What are you gonna do?
and he doesn't know where he's going and neither do I.
They can be deadly weapons, too. I mean, what if he knew karate, say?
And I'm trying to...
Has he killed himself yet? No. So he's not fucking suicidal, is he?
- Yeah? - Yeah. You coming?
I called it off tonight. I told him not to come tonight.
I was trying to rob him and he took my gun from me.
It's a good joke, though.
Eirik, put the gun down!
He's a walking dead man.
Sorry, Ken.
The boy had to be let go.
Seven years is not that long.
Because I bet they look even better at night, all lit up.
Give me me gun back. You're not getting it back.
I want a normal gun for a normal person.
I knew you'd have never shagged me, normally.
Just try not to say anything too loud or crass.
Murder, Father.
The boy had to be given a chance.
What I think I meant to say was