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We were going berserk. She loves that kind of stuff. And I-I admit I do too.
Yes, you did! Yeah- All right, look, look.
See?
Oh, wait. This is the guy you were telling me about.
So annoying.
Goddamn it! I got milk all over me!
I'm not fat. I'm pregnant.
or us having to just, you know, run away from security guards all night -
Delightful.
You better do yourself a favor and flush it out.
that was coming from the bathroom that I had heard with my own two ear-balls.
She would gargle the, the mouthwash...
like you're not dressed like a giant bird?
I'm sorry, but we're simply opening ourselves up...
I got to take a- Oh, Jesus.
where we gave each other hand jobs.
- And we're sticking together. - Just so I'm clear...
You've been stuffing your face for days.
Yeah, but here's the thing - Once you throw a term like that out...
What is that supposed to mean?
- Oh, hey, Dee. - Hey, Charlie. Great costume.
I had sex with you. It was sex with me. It was sex with me.
which means they were stone-cold sober that night.
- There was no time for an ocular pat-down. - Not in my bar, bro.
God damn it i got FROSTING all over me
Hold on a second. So are you telling us...
because a couple weeks before, we had some makeup sex...
- Hey. - Hey.
- Yeah, I know she is! - Who are you?
- I incorporated a hamburger bun in a way that he found very -
I secured the area, and I retained order- like I always do.
- I'm a sexy angel. - Are we supposed to pretend...
Yeah! She will be mine.
and everybody likes it, it's pretty much fair game.