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Whatever you say, Stone Cold Steve Austin. [ Jingling ]
Certified fresh. Good... Good job.
Come with me to a magic land.
And, eventually, it will.
Is my reality like a little side of fries...
[ Whoosh ]
I can't do that.
Kiara, when I told you my kids were bigoted racists
That's Gorgon shit... total Gorgon shit!
Agh!
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or the rest of your life with zero consequences.
That's you, Dad! That's you!
helper and consumer of mortality,
You need to break up with her, Dad... properly!
I would expect nothing less from humanity...
Oh, my God. Dad, is that what this is about?
Dad, you need to slow down, rethink this soul bond.
by a medieval-level society
Doesn't matter. [ Beep ]
We're home!
I could have been the one who starved to death in here.
because I'm not a petty piece of shit.
Your father and I are soul-bonded.
a little Kwanzaa you're willing to slide my way?
Look, I'm a closeted racist,
Hey, Rick, did you know my dad was dating an alien?
You know, if you're so great at naming things,
how do I sustain myself?
I have intercepted sexual communications
Now you're gonna help me, right? She just did.
We both saw Tommy's shitty play.
Wait, what? Why?
Can I just, uh, tell her it's because of my kids?
Let us fuck. Yes, for tomorrow, we fuck.
Oh, God, yes.
Pull the plug?
if you were gonna make a clone of Tommy,
and you recognize she's got a hot bod
Ugh! [ Both panting ]
Okay.
down at The Antique Phone rentals.
Aw, crap, I think Arnaldo's is closed.
[ Crowd cheers ]
night-vision googly-eye glasses, sound-erasing sneakers,
trapped in this strange land.
No. [ Jingling ]
First, I want you to admit
when your mom and I were together.
because I'm stupid. Thank you.
Kiara, let's just run away.