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I just told myself that Tommy had gotten lost
Bienvenue a la Chez Divorced Dad.
whereas nothing is changed
I, uh, really have to get out of this soul bond.
Okay.
sustaining himself with an endless cycle of cannibalistic incest?
We've got a bunch of Froopyland procedural carbons
And so I did.
Sorry, forgive me.
A teddy bear with anatomically correct innards
Can't you just say, "I admit it, I screwed up"?
Maybe I love you.
That I'm not that great a guy and you're exactly like me.
raping Muppets and eating babies.
You know, smart people get a chance to climb on top,
You know, I collapsed a quantum tesseract to...
♪ That can change that ♪
What? Why? It's nice there.
So who am I? What do I do?
And the ugly truth has always been...
I'm the one who wants to break up.
hi beth
a selfish, manipulative, dishonest species that...
Froopyland creatures were designed to be harmless.
since you barely know her.
and I dragged us all into my sexist, racist bad things
All Right, That's It. I'm Outta Here.
Ouch! God!
I flip a switch, and the clone's job is done.
It's actually clean, like a cocaine house.
[ Chuckling ] You can't do it, can you?
[ Thump ] Oh, how do you like that?
Um, does your planet have shorter days,
Your place looks way less like a crackhouse.
It'll love and provide for the kids,
The moment you decide to come back,
All right, knock it off!
Uh, gee, Morty, I don't know. It's got such a casual name.
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and that's why she said the Yelp reviews didn't matter.
Because I told her it was your fault.
I'm a fuckin' nutcase.