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-That was a joke. -That's not funny, yet.
My God!
Are you breaking up with me? 'Cause if--
Use it to bring any man to his knees.
See that? Can you all see this?
I fell asleep for one second.
Really bad ones.
The next day I was in the Village looking for the perfect $7 dress...
How many cute, smart, single smokers are there left in the world? Seven?
With Iove, of course.
I knew he wanted me, because during my lean-in-and-kiss-me-goodnight move...
CIinically referred to as perineum.
Seating was Iimited, so I signed you guys up.
After we talked Miranda in from the ledge, I met Patrick for a movie.
We want to have sex with a woman.
Thank you, Mr. Casey. I had a great time.
But I....
Are you actually going to do this?
Or was she getting in over her head?
...before the giver, naked.
Exactly. "If you build it, he will come."
Goodnight.
I'II call you.
I left feeling great. It was such a cute approach. How could he not call?
I don't put it out there unless I'm sure it's coming back.
One minute they were interested and then, suddenly they weren't.
...and my sponsor said I really shouldn't get involved with someone for a year.
Call me tomorrow.
...to go with my $300 shoes, when....
...as if you are using an orange juicer.
Could you believe that someone actually had the nerve to call this FIorentine Peach?
What about you! You are the best.
I figure if I can make my bed a place I really want to be...