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Do hereby pledge allegiance to the frat.
WHY NOT?
Forget It. She's rolling.
Sissy? Sis, this is the guy I was tellin' you about. Hi.
Ahhh!
15 seconds into Vael
It’s a distinct possibility
She was gonna make a pot for me
Out with it BLLLLllllllLaaaaaaaaaaghhhh oh shit!
I don't know. They're just animals, I guess.
We all got expelled last night
What's your major? Primitive cultures
THIS THING TALK? I LOVE YOU BOB
? Don't know much about history ? Hmm.
The issues with that dataset are so profound and disgusting..
who's filling in for james bartlett? jay williams.
I had to wait until my folks went out.
? Hey-ey, hey-ey ?
- Mr. Dorfman. - Hello.
Just blanks, right? Right.
ooh I’m afraid to play in the Premier League Postecoglou, it’s too hard
Clints current score
Blow job!
Nice to meet you. Nice tie.
you hate as much as that horse?
Well?
Cut the crap. Give me a drink.
Psychotic, but absolutely right.
Would you excuse me a minute?
? I never, ever did before ?
[Flounder] I hear Dickinson girls are fast.
90%!
? Turning and tossing ?
[Glass Shattering, Golf Ball Bouncing]
Unh. [Whinnying]
THE OATH
We're all officially kicked out of school.
to describe the struggle between good and evil, right?
Ugh.
Thank you, sir! May I have another?
- Ha! - Laugh now...
Faber! Faber!
Hi, guys. ? That's what I want ?
Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.
I Point Of Parliamentary Procedure!
Good night, Gregg. Good night, Mandy.
You and all your sick delta buddies...
I know it's a little below par... It's more than a little below par,
Right. Sensual. That's what I meant.
All right, you bastard, let's go. Right here.
I never shot anything before in my life!
Every February the Gas leaks And every January the toilets explode
Dead!
Vienna Moose Lodge Vote Jason Knight
? Hey ? ? You put the ooh, mao, mao ?
Lawrence I'm surprised at you
PUT NEIDERMEYER ON IT. HE'S A SNEAKY LITTLE SHIT JUST LIKE YOU, RIGHT?
nothing is over until we decide it is
WHITE HOUSE GLIMPSE INTO TRUMPS OATH OF SILENCE
Fuck. Off.
Hey. Eric Stratton, Rush Chairman. Damn glad to meet you.
[Laughing] Hi there.
Thank you, Ohio State! May I have another?
Boon, we're the only white people here.
[Cheering]
what's my breaking beaks name?? i've given this a lot of thought...
The issues with that dataset are so profound and disgusting
Cawthons kicker is worth
And another thing.
? In my rama rama ding dong ?
? Let me tell you something ?
Rob .
Christ,
A WIMP AND A BLIMP
[Laughs] Thank you. Thank you very much.
Yeah, there they are.
The Germans? Forget it, he’s rolling.
? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?
Sophomore dies in kiln explosion.
But I love you, Gregg. That's why I had to tell you.
Ha! Let's go. Food King, Food King!
and told them that you are now all...
A vicious mother, isn't he?
People are sensuous.
Toga! Toga! Toga! Toga!
My fault?
You f*ked up. You trusted us.
What do I have to do? You have to drive us to the Food King!
? Stronger than the highest mountain ?
- ? A little bit softer now ? - ? Shout ?
You're out!
Will that work? Hey., it's gotta work better than the truth!
- ? Yeah, twistin'? - Sorry.
Do you mind if we dance with your dates?
? We will get an A ' in lobotomy ?
May I have 10,000 white umbrellas, please? May I have 10,000 white umbrellas, please?
When I get through with this thing, you won't even recognize it.
It's a piece of shit.
Nice horsey. Good. Come on. Let's go. Let's go!
Why don’t we go out tonight?
Bluto! Hey! Hey, I think you know everybody here.
[Laughs] Hoover, where's Boon?
? Don't know much about the French I took ?
IRENA ....PLEASE TELL SEKQUPI THAT IT IS BROKE
? That Pinto he's a real swell guy ?
?? [Singing Drunkenly, Indistinct]
Oh... Almost.
Only we can do that to our pledges.
It stinks!
FORGET IT, HE'S ROLLING
HOW'S IT FEEL TO BE AN ASSHOLE, NIEDERREITER?
Let's take the cheese.
Otis! My man!
Pig
.
VR IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!!
Point of parliamentary procedure. Don't screw around.
Go! Go! Go! Go! Go!
WHY PURPLE? WHY NOT?!
who's filling in for brad harris? violet voo.
When I call teresa "Veruca" as a joke
who's filling in for dean harris? anna peters.
For God's sake, please! They're looting the Whole Foods!
Mines bigger than that!
Dug McDaniel... Has No Grade Point Average
? One more time Hey, ah ?
? That's what I want That's what I want ?
I’ll join you in a minute.
A new low I'm so ashamed
Then as of this moment, they're infected with the Double Mutant strain.
Kroger, your Delta Tau Chi name is Pinto.
Sheeples of America be like....
? And I know that if you love me too ?
Forget it, she's rolling
You get a Stone And you get a stone everyone gets a stone
I'm sorry, Mandy. It's just that thing with the Deltas.
No. [Chuckles]
? Babs and Mandy are having a pillow fight ?
Alex tonight Thank you Sir!! May I have another!
If you want the homecoming parade in my town, you have to pay.
? History ? ? Mmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ?
- ? Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey ? - ? Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey ?
Dress that line, mister.
The bar! The whole £ucking bar!
Otis! My Man!
Congrats on your lunch dude
? Rolled up the shade Turned off the light ?
Face it Hofsa you threw up in front of your PD
Cut the crap… Gimme a drink
You are all worthless and weak
wordle fans - New York Times
Why do you need an AR15 [BELCH] WHY NOT?
IRENA ....PLEASE TELL SECUPI THAT IT IS BROKE
It’s not gonna be a Field Standby It’s a Contingent Reserve Assignment
Oh, 90% rayon! Very nice!
that...
Electro? Bishop? Dead!
by breaking the rules.
My response at the latest Chapala legislation.
? Animal House ?
? What a wonderful world this would be ??
It's all right. You stupid son of a...
Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?
Douglas C. Toolman
[Screaming]
If you're not even gonna try, I'm just gonna stop.
Would...
And could you get three dates for my friends?
We'll have the best homecoming parade Faber's ever had.
I'll kill you, you scumbag, jerk-off assholes!
Otter, please.
Why Tomorrow? [Belching] Why not?
No. Let me give you a hint. She's got a couple of major league yabos.
"It's karen kuka !!!!"
Hey. It's gotta work better than the truth.
No more fun of any kind!
It’s a pledge pin, sir
Excuse me, please. Would you hold this?
- ? Baby ? - ? Ding dong ?
I'm sayin' that Mandy and Eric Stratton are havin' an affair.