HOT
APP
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
DISCOVER
YARNS
EMOJI
STORY
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
For God's sake, please! They're looting the Whole Foods!
You fucked up. You trusted us!
7 years of college down the drain
My advice to you... Start drinking heavily
Let's make a wish. [Gregg Laughs]
Face it Vikes fans you fucked uo You trusted us
Why, no, not at all. Go right ahead.
as recorded this day, 15 November, 1962.
All is well!
If you lay one finger on that poor, sweet, helpless girl...
? I said I want you to know right now ?
Busy tonight?
You moran
It's a UOAP Pin, Sir. A UOAPPP Pin!
[Cow Mooing]
stand up
No NFL for me today thanks
[Cheering]
- ? Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey ? - ? Hey-ey-ey-ey-ey-ey ?
If you’re not even gonna try… I’m just gonna stop.
yes beryl brownerette? what do you want? i want to do some dalkering in doha.
but a lot of outstanding guys...
with charges against Delta Tau Chi.
I think he’s just dreamy!
[Glass Shatters]
That would be hard to say, sir. They're each outstanding in their own way.
Did she put you up to this? Oh, that minx.
- Out with it. - [Retching]
Or… !!!
It feels so good to be back here at the Dexter Lake Club.
Downstairs, pissed off about something.
He wants it back by Sunday!
No.
[Whinnying, Humming]
Oh, God, look what just creeped in.
Here. Let me take your coat.
? I said we gotta go now ?
What are you majoring in? Primitive cultures.
[Chattering]
Sage Advice!
-Dungeon? -For life,
? I wanna marry you ?
[Door Closes]
Put Stallions on it, he’s a sneaky little shot, just like you.
Come on, Mandy, honey. You know I'd tell you.
- ? A little bit louder now ? - ? Shout ?
Drunk and stupid is no way to cross a highway
I’ll write you a note, I’ll say… You’re too well to attend.
Good idea. All right.
.
The “new” RNC to Trump:
?? [Whistling]
Wait a minute.
For if you do...
Do you mind…..
[Whistle Blows, Tires Screeching]
jackson stop being a bowoumppoohoosossuka bohsoump! ok mom i'll stop being a bowpabromp bawa bump bohwy bowhy bowserbowpabohmpastarfromp bosty bohoump!
And one, two, three, four…
Thank you sir...may I have another
Will that work? Hey, it’s gotta work better than the truth!
Do you mind if we use govt. cheese wif your burger?
? Hey, hey ?
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son.
This is how you are supposed to handle this
? Animal House ?
?? [Croaking William Tell Overture]
She thinks you're an immature jerk, huh?
Hey Niemeyer Happy Birthday
"No more fun of any kind!"
4014376969
What a shame...
It wasn't that great.
Whoa! Excuse me! Pardon me. Pardon me.
? Louie, Louie ?
We're just the guys to do it.
You moron!
You and all your sick Delta buddies.
Point of parliamentary procedure!
[All Yelling]
Besides, you might get lucky without it.
You guys playing cards?
Dress that line, soldier.
? Say that you, you can dance ?
Mr. Biden…
What the hell we supposed to do you moron?
SAMA LAMA DING DONG TIME
DEMS TO YOUNG VOTERS: "YOU FUCKED UP! YOU TRUSTED US!"
I'll have your legs broken.
You'll get your chance Smart Guy
I'll say what?
Who dumped a whole truckload of Fizzies into the swim meet?
Tron Carter, U.S. golfer. Damn glad to meet you.
? Be through ? ? Get through, Paula ?
? Be through ? ? I can't wait no more for you ??
- ? That is why ? - ? That is why ?
You fucked up you trusted us
If you want Wonder Woman in your home... you have to pay...
First, that the Delta House did knowingly violate the rules...
Give me that.
Marlene! Don't tell me you're gonna pork Marlene Desmond.
by serving alcohol to freshmen during pledge week...
Congratulations, Kroger. You're at the top of the Wall street greed class.
The time has come for someone to put his foot down...
The issue here is not whether I took a few liberties with the PPQ report write up.... I did...
Toga! Toga!
Thank You
Assume the position.
War’s over man. LSU dropped the big one.
don’t cost nothin
Find me a way to revoke Delta's charter.
Thank you very much.
They can close our borders Only we can close our borders
? Science book ? ? Mmm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ?
?? [Saxophone Riff]
? Dean Wormer tried to shut us down ?
? Now wait a minute ?
My advice to Scottie Scheffler Is start drinking heavily
it used to be donna jonesn herself with the hose and roll on the floor with rejavia notlan and pia perroni to make it wet but she quit so it would be chraisma mosmin taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Thank you Sir May I have another
[Tires Screeching]
Looks like I missed something.
[Liquid Splashing]
I just talked to her last week.
Dead mother.
Leaving. What a good idea.
Thanks. Got a lot of catchin' up to do.
IRENA ....PLEASE TELL SEK yoU PI THAT IT IS BROKE
probably as boring as you find Milton.
It's a pledge pin, sir. A pledge pin?
Haha Heehee
? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?
Falcon fans be like
Very surprised.
Bottom of the 13th Dave Roberts’ inner monologue
? That had no stone ?
? Shama lama ?
- Johnson! My man! - ? You are my sugar doo-dee-doo ?
[Door Opens]
Gov't to dying COVID patient
Oh, my God!
YOU FUCKED UP... YOU TRUSTED US!
Biden to all those he left in Afghanistan
[Man] jumping jacks.
Well, can I just massage your thighs while you eat?
I put it to you, Gregg.
[Both Yelling]
[Watches Ticking]
sec, I don't think it's right that you extort money from the college.
Look. As the mayor of Faber, I've got big responsibilities.
? Turning and tossing ?
They'll take this seriously
They took the bar, the whole fucking bar
I can't believe I threw up in front of Dean Wormer.