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FORGET IT. HE’S ROLLING.
Leaving! What a good idea!!
What a lively sense of humor.
that a few bad apples have to spoil a good time for everyone...
? Better than I been to myself?
Gee, Otter. Thanks!
"Oh, You're So Nice. I Really Shouldn't Impose On You."
Uh, from now on, your name is Mothball.
There's a hole? Forget it, she's rolling
Thank you sir, may I have another!!!
(WHISTLING TO HIMSELF)
and, uh, Clayton,
Belichick to his cronies Those assholes must have stolen the wrong fucking playbook
Forget it, he's rolling.
Cannot make it
Hey Danny.... ....ya Squid!!!
Sentence? Forget it. He’ Rolling.
Bye.
Oh.
"It's a fraternity party. I'm in the fraternity. I have to go." The way I feel about twisted work meetings...
I've done a lot you don't know about. Yeah?
? But I'm trying to be ?
Brother D-Day! Brother Bluto!
Doubtful. Maybe?
? Don't know much biology ?
? Animal House ?
and I'm sure a lot of you have difficulty understanding...
Oh boy.... ...is this great!
Shayne, I don't think it's right that you extort money from the Aggie buddies.
Well, Mandy, l...
If you want tricks To memorize notes on the fretboard, you have to pay
I'll join you in a minute. ? Here to have a lot of fun ?
sergeant at arms.
Listen, I',m not joking! This is my job!
You get a Datacolor Spyder 4 and you get a Datacolor Spyder 4 Everyone gets a Datacolor Spyder 4
Why don't we sit down, Frank?
- ? Yeah, yeah, yeah ? - ? Shout ?
As of this moment, you're on Double Secret Probation!
Let's go.
Well let me tell you the story of another loser
Get in. You can't... No!
He's a sneaky little shit, just like you, right?
so i will cut down the iranges tax by 2099---ow! ow! i'm asylum seeker now am i? and that was ms.gillard saying she'd cut down the iranges tax by 2099 but accidently tried being an asylum seeker.
? Animal House ?
NOthing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the germans bombed pearl harbor?
- ? Hey, that is why ? - ? That is why ?
RAMMING SPEED!
Suárez… Dead!
Wait till Otis sees us! He loves us!
but that could take years and cost millions of lives.
? Baby, in my rama rama ding dong, hey ?
- ? Say ? - ? Come on now ?
Every Halloween, the trees are filled with underwear.
Please submit your charts. Thanks.
[Man Screaming] ?? [Loud Music Playing]
May I have 10,000 marbles, please?
Starlight, star bright...
? Throw my hands up and ? ? Shout ?
A pronoun pin on your uniform?
?? [Rock Blaring]
Well, we're having a little party at the Delta Tau Chi House tonight...
Shut up Assholes
? That is why ? ? That is why ?
CAVILERS DEAD!!
Faggots! Faggots!
? Animal House ? ? No, no, no, no, no ?
Gregg, look at my thumb.
I, state your name...
PWIPE.
Nothing for me today, thanks.
14522
The issue here is not whether I took a few liberties with the PPQ report write up....
(WHISTLES)
You boys having a good time, I hope? Excuse me one second.
Not great??
? Went to the kitchen for a bite ?
New CDC spokesperson
And Stork here. Everybody thought the Stork was brain damaged.
Only we can do that to our
Fuck. Off
? The best things in life are free ?
Redo those buttons. Dress that belt buckle.
Good.
oh boy is this great!
...not Great?...
- ? All right ? - ? Shout ?
Anything?
They can’t do that to our pledges! Only WE can do that to our pledges!
[Zipping Trousers] Come on in.
They are? Yes, sir.
? This would be ? Well, I haven't seen you since we...
You're a GODDAMN DISGRACE
Nick is right
Yeah, man we need the dues
That boy is a P-I-G pig!
Orifice: "I'm just the guy to do it"
You baboon !
Who brought The Cool Kid!
Great pair of togas.
?? [Whistling]
Now what can we say...
OTIS!! My man!
Do you hate Trump?
DFAY's lack of Telegram love
Mohammed, Jugdish, Sidney and uh, Clayton
Welcome to the Lampoons
Let the unacceptable candidates worry about that, because after tonight they're...
Hey, make the best of it. Maybe we can help you.
And if you wise guys try one more thing...
Oh, 90% rayon. Very nice.
I'll have your legs broken...
? Clorette was jailbait but he gave her a try ?
then shouldn't we blame the whole fraternity system?
Mr. Jennings is a wonderful teacher. Mmm.
? A little bit softer now ? ? Shout ?
*BURP* WHY NOT?!
? I've waited... You've waited ? [Boon] ? You've waited so long ?
i was a fuckyfuckyfroot wasen't i marleen? you certainly were gabi.
? Say you will ? ? Say that you ?
SECUPI IS BROKE
I'll write you a note. I'll say you're too well to attend.
Your Delta Tau Chi name is Flying revenge glitter
Double Secret Probation?
He's the only professor I like. I know.
Point of... ...parliamentary procedure.
Delta Tau Chi Airlines Your Delta name is Flounder.
I'm going to revoke your charter!
Jason Knight
Only can do that to our wounded veterans
Own up Or i'll trip ya!
Every spring, the toilets explode.
[Blows Whistle]
- Are you deaf? - Let's finish this damn thing.
yes beryl zerorette? what do you want? i want to do some pickering and padding in padbury and pickering brook.
Really?
Oh, 90% rayon… very nice!
it used to be rob fluttey in one share of $8 in the chorus budget to pay gabi anderson out by 2025 but he quit so it would be jordy flutters taking those duties wouldn't it? yes it would.
Gregg, can't you...
....BUT WE'RE NOT GOING TO SIT HERE AND LISTEN TO YOU
what is the worst fraternity on this campus?
Don't you guys think you've had enough?
Okay, okay. Now I'm really mad!
The Delta house has a long tradition...
I hate this. Look, no sweat.
Hoover says they won't even let us enter a float in the parade.
Well, some of the Omegas did a little dance on my face.
War is over
Oh, my God! It's dented! It's dented!
in fraternities on probation.
[Belch] Why not?
? Come on now Come on now ?
"Nothing Is Over Until We Decide It Is!"
. .
What are the chances that the concert won’t be postponed?
? That's what I want ?